Why I Got Fired

By: Luke K., Jackson C. and Connor B.      

Dear Diary,

I was in my cave hiding from an aggravated triceratops, and was working overtime, at about quarter past

11:00pm.  I was trying to get a rat completely engulfed in flames. We humans were pretty dumb back in the day. As I was working in the light of two moons. Back when I was still in shape, the moment that changed everything just went on and it was all because of my experiment.I put sticks in a triangular shape and rubbed flint and steel together. I saw sparks go off or what I like to call them “fire bullets!”.,

Cloudtail the Snow Leopard via Compfight

I would the most important person in history, right after I took out the second moon. Just a hunch, if youhaven’t figured out yet that was the big moment. It happened like this I threw the rat into the triangle of fire bullets.  The rat squealed in pain. My experiment went perfectly until the rat actually flew up into the sky and took out the second moon. I think it went at the speed of dinosaurs on taco Tuesday during rush hour. Or the speed of the Tyrannosaurus Rex when it was racing me. I definitely won. It wasn’t even close. If you asked the Tyrannosaurus Rex he would say otherwise though. I stole his meatloaf and then it wasn’t really a race for him anymore, it was more like eat this caveman for a midday snack.. True story.

The Justice Squad is a group of pterodactyls with the best motto ever. And it is “Justice Rains From Above.”  They are like the prehistoric day cops. They were about to arrested me for blowing up the second moon. Luckily part of the moon, blew up landed on the Justice Squad before they could arrest me. I ran away and well, as you could’ve guessed I got fired. 

The Lengend Of Maximus!