Star Wars Adventure (with Dora and Elmo)
Once In A Far, Far Away Galaxy… Princess Leia just escaped from Darth Vader’s clutches. Meanwhile, on the planet of gummy bears, Luke Skywalker was battling the head gummy bear.
“ Get away from me you evil stormtrooper!” Princess Leia screamed.
As she screamed she pulled out tazer lipstick and tazed the stormtrooper .Then a stormtrooper came and picked her up by the hair and whispered “I won’t hurt you.”
“ I think you already did, get off my hair it took me an hour to do that.” screamed Princess Leia. “ I am Han Solo.”
Meanwhile on the planet of Gummy Bears Luke Skywalker fell to the ground and then started eating the head gummy bear. Then he finally got to the gummy bear headquarters to rescue Chewy. When he got there, Chewy thanked him and then they both heard beeping and turned around to find a bomb! They both ran out just when the headquarters blew up. After that they ran to the Millennium Falcon.
When Luke Skywalker and Chewy got home, there was someone at their door, and guess who that was?….. Dora, Dora, Dora The Explorer!!!! She asked them if they would let her explore their house. When they let her in, she grabbed a 1,000,000 dollar vase and threw it at the wall and and screamed “ HA CHA!!!” then started grabbing random valuable stuff and throwing it to make all of it break. When they threw her out then they heard pounding on the door, then they heard a crash and Dora came running in. She dropped of the vase and said “Aloha”.
Luke said “That’s not even Spanish!!!.” Then Dora said “ Kon’nichiwa” in British.
Chewbacca said “ Uhhhh.” Which meant, “ That’s still not spanish!!”
Dora says “Bonjour.” Leia and Han flew in and Leia screamed “ THAT IS STILL NOT SPANISH!!”
Then she says “ Hola”
“Correct,” says Han Solo.
Now Dora says “ Hello.”
They all say “ I give up.” Then Dora leaves.
The next day they heard another knock at the door and Leia went to the door and said “ I told you not to come ba-” then she saw who it was and said “Oh, sorry, I thought you were Dora”
then Elmo said “It’s okay, I know Dora. She’s my friend” then he said “May I come in?.” When Leia let him come in, Elmo started throwing up on the clean, stainless, super-bright, white carpet. It was the color red. Then Leia made him leave he said “ I can clean my mess up watch.” Elmo threw up on the whole carpet then. “ See now people won’t know that I threw up on it they will think it is supposed to be red. Then he finally left. When they got all of that cleaned up they went to blsh blsh blsh land and had a great time!
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The End Håkan Dahlström via Compfight