Beefy Life Story

By Kane

 

Once upon a time there was a little cheeseburger named Beefy.  This cheeseburger was born in Lancaster County, PA. He was made at a McDonald’s food factory.  When Beefy was just growing his first strand of lettuce as a baby, his mom was shipped to a McDonald s and was eaten.  This changed Beefy’s life and he knew that his life would never be the same. This meant that Beefy’s dad had to take care of him by himself and his dad knew it was going to be a challenge.

             As Beefy was growing up, he started to become more like a normal cheese teen, he was playing video games and he was always on his phone.  His dad did not like this and he wanted Beefy to play more sports. So Beefy tried out lacrosse for the first time. Beefy really liked lacrosse and it turned out the he was a natural.  But one day Beefy wanted to try playing goalie. Beefy never knew what could happen if something with his pads. So Beefy played goalie and the biggest kid on the other team had the hardest shot in the league.  When the kid shot the ball, it hit Beefy right in his sesame heart and he died. This tragic loss hurt everyone in his town. So the whole town decided to make a memorial for Beefy, it was a statue of him playing lacrosse.  The day that Beefy died (May 20th) would now be known as Beefy day.

In Loving Memory

Beefy “Beef Boss” Cheese

2002-2018