If you rip a hole in a net there are actually fewer holes than before.

What is silent in the word scent the s or the c?

Dragons can’t blow out candles on they’re birthday party:(

You will never hear about the most perfect crime.

People cut down birdhouses to make bird houses.

The only time the word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly is when it is spelled incorrectly.

When your at a restaurant, and waiting for a waiter are you the waiter?

Who came up with the expression of “Shower Thoughts”.

Ever wondered how many places you’ve already visited for the last time?

Every time you say one you’ve technically counted to 1.

Dogs hate when you blow in their face but love it when they have their head out the window when going 60 mph on the highway.

When you swim under water you are also swimming above water.

No one has ever been in an empty room.

The first person to say “cool” must’ve been pretty cool cause everyone started saying it.

You have to pretend to sleep to fall asleep.

If bees go extinct the bee movie will become historical fiction.

Money is never yours it’s just your turn to spend it.

Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body are more than 1.

When a pregnant lady swims she is technically a human submarine.

Do dogs think in barks?

We are all addicted to sleep and have extreme withdraws after a day or 2.

(If you have alarms) it’s technically your theme song to start every episode.

Ever wonder if there’s a time on a clock that you haven’t seen.

The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

We’ve woken up thousands of times and we’re still not used to it.

And… That’s pt 1 of shower thoughts good day now.