The object of gold is to play the least amount of golf.
The titanic sinking must’ve been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
If you drop soap on the floor is the soap dirty or the ground clean.
 If everyone in the world blinked at the same time no one would no.
My dogs understands some words I say yet I can’t understand a single bark they bark, maybe they’re smarter than me.
An octopus is basically just a big wet spider in the ocean.
If your over 30 your older than every dog in the world. (right now)
When you “bite down” on anything your actually biting up because you can’t move your upper jaw.
Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice.
Cup holders are just cups for cups.
If we removed all laws the crime rate would always be 0.
If 2 witches watched 2 watches which witch would watch which watch
When you close both eyes you see black if you close 1 eye you can see anything out of that eye.
You’ve probably forgotten a moment in your life where you said “I’ll never forget this moment”.
 A fish that is caught and released probably will never have a stress free meal ever again.
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These are funny, Karson! I like how you listed a wide variety of thoughts. I wonder where you found these? Make sure you give credit so it isn’t plagiarism! 🙂