Kromer Stuff

Kromer is a currency invented by Rebel J. Wilt. It can be exchanged for Art or Books. It can be used from 9:05am-9:55am and 3:00pm to 3:20pm. One can use a KKK (Kromer Kredit Kard) instead of classic, paper Kromer, or use original Kromer. Some things you can buy are Flags, Friends, and Funny Things.

War Stories

Did you know that in the Austro-Prussian War, the Microstate of Liechtenstein was in it. They sent out their full army of 80 Men, and when they got back, they were 1 man stronger because the army made a Italian friend.

Remember, War can be fun, as long as it’s before 1939!

How To Talk To Trees

Now, some of you may not know this, but I am a certified tree-speaker. However, I am not the Lorax. I am merely a friend to any Pine Tree in the Atlantic Northwest Coastal Region (ANCR). If you want to talk to a tree, you must say nice things to it. For example, “Did you do something with your leaves”?. Ask them questions, give them stuff, et cetera. Call them Human names, though, like Joe, or Bob. Not “Mr. Tree” or “Leaf Man”, as those names anger them.

Trees are good friends. Be their friends. As they are lonely.

How To Get Tall, Like Me

I am the tallest kid in the class. Most of you know this. How did I get so tall? Let me tell you!

I drank milk. No water, just milk, for about a year. This made me very tall. However, I did this when I was three. So, if you’re lactose intolerant, then unfortunately, you’re gonna stay short.

Anyways, that’s the end for today. Hope you all learned something from this. Bye!

• Signed, Rebel J. Wilt.
• (P.S: Kromer Has Made A Return!!!1!)