Kaiser Wilhelm goes to Cracker Barrel: Chapter 1
Kaiser Wilhelm is going to Cracker Barrel with his friend Tsar Nicholas. They made a reservation, but the wait was two hours.
“Screw this, man. There’s a Red Robin down the street,” said Nicholas, as he got into his green 2008 Honda Civic that only cost him $2000, but, it got a slight dent in the back. Wilhelm followed into his car, and they went to Red Robin. The wait was only 20 minutes, so Nicholas played Clash of Clans on his phone. Unfortunately, 討厭華夫餅的惡人 raided his base.
“Verdammt. Can’t I ever get a break?!” Wilhelm said, as he’d also been raided by 討厭華夫餅的惡人.
“Gentlemen, I am Rudolf and I will be your waiter this afternoon. Allow me to lead you to your table,” The waiter said, motioning for them to follow him.
They got to the table, and looked through the menu.
“What will you two be having to drink?” The waiter asked.
“I’ll have the Poppin’ Purple Lemonade.” Wilhelm said.
“And i’ll have the McDonald’s Sprite.” Nicholas said.
“Any appetizers?” The waiter asked.
“We’ll split an order of Mozzarella Sticks.” Nicholas said.
“Okay. I’ll be back soon with your drinks and appetizer.” The waiter said, walking back to the kitchen.
“What are you gonna order?” Asked Nicholas.
“Probably the Clucks & Fries. With some of that Bourbon BBQ Sauce, as always.” Wilhelm replied.
“Those are always good. I’ll probably get the Cheesy Bacon Fondue burger. It looks good.” Nicholas replied.
The waiter came back with their drinks, and they gave him their orders. They both talked about the old Pakistani dude that lives next to Wilhelm while eating their Mozzarella Sticks.
And then the waiter came back to them with their food, and gave them the check. Although, the waiter was from Czechoslovakia, so did they get a Check from a Czech? Who knows?
Anyways, they ate their food, Nicholas crashed the Civic cause of the McDonald’s Sprite, and then they walked home. Wilhelm went to sleep, and had a dream about how the green 2008 Honda Civic had a slight dent in the back.