BE PREPARED TO LAUGH YOUR PANTS OFF!!!!!!!
Bobby joe part six
One day Bobby joe was at the beach and he was fishing for the shark that killed their friend Jeff Owen said “bring it on shark” then the shark said “BRUH DON’T DO DAT” then he jumped out of the water and grabbed Owen and took him in the water the there was blood everywhere in the water and Owen came to the surface and Bobby joe said “what was that blood from in the water” then Owen said “I spilled my juice box it was fruit punch. Then the police came and said “I dropped my donut” then the policeman started crying and Bobby joe said “if you like donuts so much why don’t you work at dunkin donuts and eat all the donuts and get fatter.” then the policeman said “I’m pinokeyo and his nose grew 999,999,999,999,999 feet. Then his nose smashed through jupiter’s cousin neptune. Then jupiter bit off the policeman’s nose. The policeman said to pinokeyo “your under a rest!” so he arrested his self. Then Bobby Joe and Owen said “he’s dumber than a sack of potatoes. Bobby Joe said “bye captain underpants.”. Then the policeman said “get in the car.” to himself and he said to Bobby joe “can you drive me to the prison they will understand.”. Then he said to Bobby Joe “oh at least I’m not godzilla’s poop.” Then Bobby Joe said “you should live under a bridge.” Then Owen drank a full bottle of hot sauce and Bobby joe said “you nasty”. Then Owen said “Square up”and Bobby joe knocked Owen out cold then Owen’s pet turtle jumped on Bobby joe and started gnawing on his head. Then Bobby joe yelled “MY BOIZ THAT HURTS” then Bobby joe picked up the turtle and jumped off Mount Everest and body slammed the turtle onto a car and the turtle said “YOU HURT ME COUSIN” right in Bobby joe’s face. Then the policeman got out of prison and went to dunkin donuts and got fatter by eating chocolate donuts. Then the policeman said “why am I so fat” Bobby joe said “because you ate 100,000,000 chocolate donuts.” The policeman said “I need one more chocolate donut” then Bobby joe gave him the donut and then the policeman exploded. Then his dog said “bye cousin.” Then the shark jumped out of the water with his mouth opened then the donut jumped in the shark’s mouth then Owen said “didn’t your Mom tell you not to play in a shark’s mouth” then the donut said “what’s a Mommy I don’t have one” then the donut said “this is where my journey ends.” Then the shark swallowed the donut and a whale ate the shark then the dinosaur ate the whale then Bobby joe ate the dinosaur then the policeman ate Bobby Joe. Then the policeman said “I ate jupiter I think I’m going explode then he exploded then Bobby joe flew and hit mount Everest then Owen laughed so hard he fell into the water then Bobby joe said “oh fresh water” then he drank some then he picked up his friend greg and threw him across the earth then he caught him and threw him all the way to pluto than pluto caught him and pluto threw him back to earth and he landed in a fire pit and he said “my butts on fire my butts on fire my butts on fire” then he jumped into the lake and Bobby joe said “oh more fresh water” then he drank some. Then he drank the whole lake and he burped and flew around the galaxy 30,000,000 times then Owen said “bye cousin see you in 300 years or heaven what ever one comes first.” Then Bobby Joe came back 300 seconds later Owen said “it’s been 300 years ok I’m going to heaven” then a bird pooped on his face and fell on the turtle and he burned from the ugly smell. Then another turtle came out of the lake and jumped on Owen then Bobby joe tackled the turtle off of Owen then Bobby joe knocked it out cold and it popped like a balloon. Then Owen turned into giraffe and Bobby Joe turned a turtle. Then they both turned back and said see y’all in a lake. Then the person said “I’m too ugly to die.” “Then Owen said but you’re not too ugly to get fatter by eating chocolate donuts.” Then the person said “that’s true now stop yelling at me you’re not my Daddy”
To be continued…
By Madix and Nathan and dimitri