Eddie Blob

By Leila Eby

 

Once upon a time there lived a guy named Eddie. He loved taking care of trash and putting it in the place where it belonged. Ever Since he was three he wanted to get the CLEAN IT like you MEAN IT 9000. There was a New Neighbor moving in and his name was Ginger . He was a famous TV actor. Eddie loves new neighbors he loves greeting them and he loves bring them welcome gifts. When Eddie went to knock on the door the man who answered the door took about 20 minutes to get there because there was trash all over the house. “ Excuse me for being so late the master is upstairs if you would like to speak with him you are welcome to dinner.” Said the Butler  “I would so happy if you would invite me but may I ask why is there trash laying around every?” Eddie said  “ Um we will discuss all questions you have at dinner the master is throwing a homecoming party oh yes and by the way you can call me Impaddo.”

 

Eddie was speechless so he just walk home and picked up his trash and some more trash and some more trash and some of his neighbors trash then sat down and watch his trash can fill up.

Then the phone rang and so Eddie got up and answered it. “ Hello is this master Edward Maryanne Blob.” “ Yes and you can call me Eddie.” Answered Eddie in a very strict way. “ My master Ginger Kind Barbra Value  is so delighted to have you that he wants you to come early so he can show you his new tv show.” “ Well I don’t have any plans so okay I will but what time.”  “ Let me ask the master…… right now if that’s okay.”

 

So Eddie went over to the new neighbors house he bought his over sized big trash cans. He rang the doorbell 20 minutes later Impatto answered the door. “ Why hello Master Edward oh i’m sorry Eddie.” “ Yes so can I come in?” “ Oh course you may now you may sit in the Grand room number 4.”  “ Thanks.” Eddie walked in and picked up a lot of trash on his way in.

“ Hi I’m the master you have been hear about thank you thank you and I never um never mind sir anyway my tv show monologue.” then Eddie interrupted “ Um Ginger why do you have trash all over your house.” “ TO MY SCRIPT I SAID now the Tv producers said the show is called who cares about trash and I thought you might be interested in meeting the producers and so you are welcome to see me on my first day.” Said Ginger       

 

“ Um can you at least tell me what its about first i’m not really a big fan of action movies.” Said Eddie  “ No spoilers Mr. Edward now you should be leaving .”   “ But what about dinner?”  

“ There will be no dinner anymore I need to practice for my show now leave.”  As Eddie was leaving he realized what the show was about and he had to do something to stop it.

 

THE NEXT DAY

Eddie was nervous his neighbor has kind of mean and selfish first he invited all those people and then he canceled it. Eddie was still going to the audition because he was a nice neighbor unlike the neighbor but anyway Eddie was on his way to the studio and he was driving by all of these mansions. He wished that he lived in something like that finally he had arrived. “ Welcome good neighbor I was beginning to think you weren’t coming because your so late.” Said Ginger

 

“ I’m not late I’m ten minutes early and why does this place look like your trashy messy house?” Eddie said very angrily “ Okay well in the show bis you must be very early and haven’t you heard the show is called  who cares about trash I play the character who totally throws trash everywhere and doesn’t care about it one bit.”Said Ginger

 

That’s not good I need to stop this show it’s going to teach little kids bad things and maybe even adults this is not good not good at all!”  Eddie  “ Excuse you so Eddie so what do you think about my character?” asked Ginger

 

“ STOP THE SHOW GINGER CALL THE COPS”   “ Hello anybody in the Eddie Hello hello?” Ginger said  Suddenly Eddie realized that Ginger was talking to him. “ Sorry I was just think about your …amazing show you have created.” What Eddie really wanted to say was THIS SHOW IS REALLY BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT FAMILIES CHILDREN I’M SURPRISED THE GOVERNMENT HASN’T  SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!

“ Why thank you.” Then Ginger was interrupted by the director “ We are starting to film soon get to your places everyone.”    “ Got to go and wish me luck.”

 

Eddie didn’t know what to do would he do his job and stop the show from airing on tv or be a scaredy cat and not do anything about it.  Then the director said they were going live and Eddie had no idea he had to do something quick.   “ 5…4…3…2…1 Action and right at the last second Eddie jump forward into scene and started talking like he knew just what he was doing. “ Hey kids do your parents need to get a new toy well I’ve got that toy for you… it’s the clean it like you mean it 9000 hurry I don’t even have one for this 30 minute commercial because they are going out.” Yelled Eddie

 

Suddenly the director was crying. “ c-c-ccut-t-t why may show W-why mine? “ Screamed The director Then Eddie walked over to Ginger “ I sorry for ruining your show but it can teach people bad things maybe you could make a show about helping to environment by taking care of trash instead of not.” suggested Eddie  “ It’s okay the only reason I got picked for this show was because I was the only one who auditioned for it and the only reason I did was because I wanted to be famous ,But Eddie you just gave me a very good idea I could hold auditions for they show and maybe you could be lead role.” Said Ginger

 

“ Nahh I just want people to take care of there trash.” Said Eddie So Eddie went home with a smile on his face. A few days later Eddie got a call from Impatto. “ Hello mister Eddie are you there?”  “ yes I hear is there something I can do for you Impatto?” Eddie answered  “ YES the master has a terrible fever and is in the hospital.” “ Oh no is this true who is going to direct the Take Care Of Your Trash Show?” Eddie responded in fear “ Well the master said that he would like you to ,Eddie if your okay with that.” Said Impatto

 

So Eddie was off he want to save that TV show bad he wanted people to know important it is to take care of their trash. When he arrived it look way different than from on tv. Everything was blue and green. Finally Eddie have taken his seat in the director’s Chair and had called action. He was so excited to see how it went. “ Taking care of Trash is one of the most important things.” On actor said “ If we don’t are world will become very dirty and messy.” Another Actor said  “ CUT can you move to the blue spot and you stay in the green I like the sliding effect for videos I mean TV shows.” Eddie Said  

 

“ Taking care of Trash is one of the most important things.” On actor said “ If we don’t are world will become very dirty and messy.” Another Actor said  “ Cut that was … PERFECT” Said Eddie  “ You can take a day off today everybody.” After that he got in his car and called Ginger and told him that the rehearsal went great. Soon after ginger got better he was able to direct the rest of the season and Eddie felt happy knowing that the world could take care of his trash a little bit better because of what he has done. “ Then eddie got a call from Impatto saying that he is needed at the white house and the president would like to talk to him about his great care in helping the community. When he got back he had a job at the Helping people take care of there trash center (HPTCOTT)So That is how Eddie is helped his community.

 

The End

Fashion Cop

 

By Leila E.

“ Hi my name is Gloria Cop as you can tell by my last name I am a cop ,But I no ordinary cop I am a fashion cop .” Said Gloria

 

“ This is how it all began.”

 

“ One regular lunch time I was on my lunch break and I was eating my Three decker Grilled cheese with no mayo sandwich when I saw a girl sitting on the bench across from me crying I thought I should just eat my sandwich but my body made me get up and talk to her.” said Gloria

 

“ Hello and may I ask what’s the matter?” Gloria asked

  

“ My friends agree to wear the same outfit but they disliked me and they all wearing the same thing that I didn’t have and if I would have known I would have bought it. “ Said the girl.

 

“ What your name?” asked Gloria

 

“Susie I have this really good idea and can you help me with it.” Susie Said

 

“ Why of course I can.” Said Gloria  

 

Little did I know Susie was out to get Dude Men and Dude Man and steel there tv show.

 

The next day I met Susie outside of the Dudes studio. “ Hello Gloria Um can you knock on the door for me and just so you don’t mess up I made a script copy it completely.” Said susie

 

“ Okay.” I knock “ Hello there sir um ma’am  how can I help you.” Said Dude man

 

 “ YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR NOT LIKING SUSIE!” Said Gloria

 

“ Uh why would anyone want to like susie?” Dude Men answered

 

“ How can you be so selfish she was crying on a bench.” Said Gloria “Goodbye.” Said Dude Man as he shut the door

 

. “ It’s okay I know where they are going today we can meet them there.” Said Gloria

 

“ Thanks so I need to look different or they will know and they will run run run run and I need to smell different to because they when I’m coming because of smell.” Said Susie

 

“ K I know where to go, since I am a cop I know just the place to go.” Said Gloria

 

 The first shop they walked into Susie saw a tiny tiny molecule that someone else had so she made Gloria arrest her.

 

“ Ma’am give us that molecule now miss susie need it to be different.” Gloria Said  

 

“ Sorry officer hers the molecule now please don’t arrest me.” The woman said    The next store they went into was a perfume shop. Susie saw a scent called Dude Men.

 

“ Oh Gloria I found something I like.”  Susie called

 

“ Dude Men wow Susie that’s a perfect idea then Dude Man will think that Dude Men is walking down the hallway but it will really be you.” Said Gloria

 

“ Now Gloria I need a stage crew outfit NOW!!” Susie demanded “ Okay Susie calm down let’s go find that outfit.” Said Gloria

 

Susie and Gloria found a shop called need a new you. There were about 100,000,000 different stage crew outfits.

 

“ Hmmm Gloria look perfect it’s a Dude colored Stage crew 1,000,000,000,000 dollar outfit.” Said Susie

 

“ Okay let’s get here is my credit card you pay I’ll wait outside .” Said Gloria  

 

 As they were leaving Gloria asked “ What’s was the price again for that again?”  “ Oh well just a couple bucks nothing to pricey.” Said Susie

 

 

5 HOURS LATER  

 

“ They should be here any minutes.” Said Gloria  

 

Gloria was pretending to be a guard and Susie was stage crew and everything was in place Dude Men was getting coffee nearby and Dude Man had just arrived.

 

“ Excuse me Dude Man I’m you biggest fan like don’t I smell like Dude Men and Puple and Blue stage crew outfit your just my favorite can I get a picture with you ya know Dude Mens late I’ll cover form him ” Said Susie

 

“ Sorry but he’ll be here soon.” Said Dude man

“ Actually the show is about to start she is your only hope.” Said Gloria  

 

“ But what about the actual understudies?” asked Dude Man “ Nevermind that.” Said Susie and Gloria

 

The show had just started so Dude Man had to go on with Superfan stage crew helper (Susie).

 

“ Uh This is Dude Man and Special guest.” Suddenly Susie broke into her actual voice and took over the show.

 

“ Hehehehehehehhehehehhe I’m taking over Dude Men and Dude Man now you will all listen to me.” Yelled Susie

 

Dude Men had just walked into the room. “ DUDE RUN THE STAGE CREW HELPER IS ACTUALLY SUSIE!!!” Yelled Dude Man  

 

“ Wait Susie you said you just wanted to be on the show you never said that you wanted to take it over.” Said Gloria

 

“ Well I do.”   Then Gloria ran over took susie and put her in her cop car and started driving to the one and only Susie jail.

 

Dude Men and Dude Man thanked Gloria and went on there ways and everyone lived happily ever after.

 

The end

Dude Men and Dude Man And Dudedrito

 

“ Hey Dude do you smell something fishy as in weird?” said Dude Man “ Yeah I mean I Didn’t take a bodywash bath this week.” Said Dude Men. “ Dude Come here.” Said Dude Man Dude Man hopped along. “ Dude, do you think that are dude school teacher will get mad at us for leaving and for joining a different school where we actually learn stuff.” Said Dude Men

 

“Maybe but ultimately no we were the last people she cared about I bet.” Said Dude Man  “ Maybe.” Said Dude Men  “ Looks like a storm’s coming we should probably get ready for it.”and Said Dude Man Suddenly the wind blew the dudes to this place where they were hiring news reporters and it just so happened that the dude’s got the job. “ Dude did you get the job? Said Dude Men “ Sure Did.” Said Dude Man excitedly  Both dudes jumped up in the air and laughed excitedly knowing they both had the same job and it was pretty decent. “ Dude to celebrate let’s go on a picnic in Sunny City.” Said Dude Men  Dude Men was eating a muffin, when suddenly it got snatched from his hand!  They chased after the thief and saw a big, cute, chubby mouse eating the cheese.

 

“You little thief!”  Yelled Dude Men.  “Don’t yell at the thing, it’s adorable,” says Dude Man calming him down.  “Why, lets call it…um, Dudey Doritos.”  Suggests Dude Man.  “What about Dudedrito .” Said dude men. They both agreed on that. Dudedrito started singing, “I am an elephant, you are an elephant, together we are elephants.”  “What the heck!”  Shouted Dude Man, “I didn’t want a squeaky concert when we let it come with us.” Said Dude Man “ That’s so cute.” Said dude men  “ It can sing.” Said  Dude Man Well let’s pack up and hit the road.” Said Dude Man “ Why would we do that it would hurt?” Said Dude Men “ You’re right why would we.” Said Dude Man “ Dude where’s Dudedrito?” Said Dude Men “ I Don’t know I thought you had him.” Said Dude Man

 

Suddenly a tiny tiny little voice can from in the picnic basket. “ Ohh I’m so full DUDES DUDES!” Called Dudedrito “ Oh there he is, Dude it looks like there something wrong with him.” Said Dude Man  “ I ate too much food and when are we going to be there.” Said Dudedrito “ 5 minutes Maybe we should.” Suddenly Dude Men was interrupted by a awakening noise calling SUSIE ALERT SUSIE ALERT “ Dude Hide and leave Dudedrito he needs to learn a lesson about how to not eat all of you scrumptious food.” Said Dude Man “ Okay and what fancy words your speaking Dude.” Said Dude Men “ Thanks now Go!” Said Dude Man

To be continued…

Annie B. Catherain

( Half of Book)

 

Chapter 1

“ABCD.” My teacher said over and over again so that we would know what letters there are.

I mean Kindergarten is so easy and it’s the end of the year. Last week my teacher Miss.Maryland left because she had family in Florida she needed to visit. How rude she left us with this preschool substitute.

 

“  Floriana Floriana F-L-O-R-I-A-N-A.” I called across the room I was so bored I just needed to talk to someone.

 

“ Miss.C.” Called the Sub “NO taking when the teacher is talking.” I hated having her I mean when miss.Maryland was here she let us leave the room with a buddy if we needed to talk.

 

“ Uh ma’am.” Said Floriana “ Miss.Maryland-” “ Never mind what miss maryland saids I’m am your teacher til she gets back understood class.” Said mrs oh whatever her name is. “UNDERSTOOD.” yelled the class, Then she turned around with a stern look on her face.

 

“Class can you tell me what the first three letters of the alphabet are.” I raised my hand and so did the whole class Miss.Maryland asked us this same question on the 1st week of school.

 

I knew it all along my initials are A.B.C. “ Miss Annie could you tell us.” She asked “ A B C and also the last three letters are ZYX.” I said trying to make her understand that we knew the whole alphabet.

 

“ Wow Someone’s a smarty pants.” She said

All the sudden the bell rang school was over only the next day we would come back to school learning the same thing.                                                

                                                                                               

                                                                                                          

“ Welcome home sweetie how was your day?” My mom asked She asked that question everyday “Good.” I replied

“ Well I got an email for a teacher named Mrs.Communicator saying you were constantly talking during class is this true?”

 

“ I guess she is too easy I mean she taught us the alphabet the thing that we already know!” I said

 

“ Well she is just trying to do her job.” Mom said  The next day miss Maryland was back and everyone was so happy until she told us something very important.

 

“ Class I’m afraid that another school wants me to teach there 2nd grade class and this a very important job especially because I need money to pay for my house and thing ok.” She said

 

“ Who is going to be our teacher for the rest of the year?” I asked

 

“ His name is Mr. Marlin almost the same as mine.” What wait is my ears hearing this a boy kindergarten teacher I’m so what.

 

“Miss.MARYLAND we will miss you Goodbye.” Said everyone except for me.

A few weeks later Mr. Marlined had gotten comfortable. “ Alright class there is going to be a big big test coming up and it’s going to determine what class you are in next year if you do good I will give you extra recess.” he said

 

“Un sir we don’t get recess because the teachers think we need to learn more.” I said

 

“ Well this will be the first.” Said Floriana excitedly  “ Someday you will all thank me.” She said “ For What?” I asked  There was 15 seconds of silence.

“ Class Get on your computers.” He said happily  “ UH sir we don’t have computers either.” I said

 

 

“HMMM.” he thought outloud  “ Let me call the the tech department.” he said

“ Hello, Ah Hello um the kindergarteners need to take a test on their computers for the end of the year oh okay oh goodbye.” He said

 

“So class you are going to take the test on paper.” He said  

 

“ Well sir when we take the test we go in this room and eat snacks and sit in certain seats were we won’t talk to our friend.” I said I was fun telling this guy what to do and what not to do.

 

On the last day of school Mr.Marlin gave us gifts and threw a party and Miss Maryland never did that.

1 minute til school is over and 1st grade would be coming my way but I didn’t want to leave mr.Marelined taught us a lot these past few weeks I didn’t want to leave a really awesome teacher but Ring Ggg schools out.

 

Chapter 2

 

It’s the first day of 1st grade. My teacher’s name is Annie just like me. I don’t really know what’s she’s like and I really hope she’s not like Miss Maryland because I got tired of her.

 

I walked into Mrs. Clamersnane’s classroom. It had a lot of letters hanging from the roof.

“Welcome Miss. Catherian.” She said.  ” Hi.” I replied “I wish I was in 3rd grade all of this stuff is too easy for me.” I told her.” W-What, well  if you feel that way then I will talk with the teachers and the principal.” She Said.

 

What Really Oh My I can’t believe that she really is going to do that. The next day The principal came into the classroom and talked about the 1st grade rules and then he called my name in front of the ENTIRE CLASS. ”

 

     

Miss Catherian you will be moving to Miss Raggar’s 3rd grade classroom.” He said ” Okay.” I said  nervously

” Pack up all of your belongings and come with me.” the Principal said.

We walked down the hall and finally we went into the classroom as soon as I walked in I realized what a big mistake I’ve made. ” Hello Dear we’re just learning how to multiply 6 by 8 very simple.” Miss Raggar said ”

You may set your things over there.” she said  the principal gave me a push. Goodbye 1st and 2nd grade hello ahhhh. I said to myself.

A few Days went by and finally I couldn’t take it my scores were bad and my handwriting to and also I didn’t understand anything.

So the only way to get back to 1st grade is to see the principal and the only way to see the principal is to break a rule and I only knew the 1st grade rules not the 3rd grade so it would be very easy for me.

I started off with something simple like not raising my hand to clear my tray at lunch they made me sit at the white table which apparently is where bad kids go to eat lunch.

The next thing I did was non stop talking during class. Miss Raggar only made me clip down to Warning. It wasn’t that bad. So then After a Few days I was sent to the principal he asked me a few questions.

 “Why are you doing these things?”  he asked over and over and over again.

” Don’t know actually I want to go back to 1st grade because i’m not actually as smart as I thought and I need to learn more really learn more so that’s kinda why I was doing all that bad stuff just so I could see you to ask you this.” I said as quick as possible.

” Wait What?” he asked “Uhhhhh, I want to go back to 1st grade because i’m not actually as smart as I thought and I need to learn more really learn more so that’s kinda why I was doing all that bad stuff just so I could see you to ask you this.” I said slower than before.

 

 “Okay and you realize you can just ask your teacher to see me right.” he said  ” Okay.” I said ” We will have you back in 1st grade before lunch.” He said with a smile

A week had gone by and I felt good where I was but Floriana was being a big old brat but that’s not new.

Also a new kid named Ravie came into our class. He said he’s from Florida. He also bragged about how he has a font named after him. Me ,well just normal me in 1st grade Miss Annies class room 118.

At the end of the day my mom said she was picking me up and she said there was some sort of surprise for the end of the year. I’m not really big on surprises but she said i’ll like it.

“ Honey darling.” I hate when my mom called me that it’s like i’m a baby. “ Come downstair your surprise is ready.” Said mom I was ready for a 1st grade baby letter learner or chalkboard but, I was a kitten a orange kitten.

It started to nibble on my yellow and blue polka dot sweatpants. “ Mom THESE ARE MY FAVORITE PANTS DO SOMETHING!!” I yelled

“ Here Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty cat.” Mommy whispered “ Wow how did you called here that fast?” I asked

“ Practice She said  Next Day was the last day of school first grade was a blast and I learned a lot of lessons that year to but some were really important.

Chapter 3

It’s Finally Summer I yelled.” My mommy always got me donuts at the end but she was going to the doctor.

“ Mommy why do we have to go to the doctor, me and daddy already went this year and well we were both fine?” I asked

“ It’s not for us its for someone else.” She said “ Who who I want to know who?” I kept asking but she would not answer

 

“ Your father is going to pick you up at 4:00. That would be 5 minutes after we get there.” She said

“ Hey come girly let’s go.” Said daddy He had just picked me up and was driving. We stopped at a place that it looked like it said Real Estate.

I couldn’t read it right but I knew how to spell it.

This summer was really wack my mom kept getting fat and my dad kept going to the uh real estate place.

Finally at the end of the summer My mommy and daddy were having a serious talk with me. “ Honey darling.” I rolled my eyes

“ You’re going to be a big.” Suddenly the door rang mommy and daddy went to answer it. I wondered I’m going to be a big what? They came back “ You’re going to be a big sister and.”

Before I could stomp up to my room they said there’s more. “ We are moving to Colorado Springs” Said daddy At that moment I was going to rip my hair out.

I would miss all of friends. When we move I’ll have to have no friends and put up with a crying poop machine.

“MOM DAD I’LL HAVE NO FRIENDS.” I yelled “ Well you can make new ones and besides you already will have a permanent best friend your little sister. “ Great its a great now I’ll have to put up with a bratty crying poop machine.

2 months later we had just moved into are tiny sqished apartment. I didn’t even know that calarodo had apartments.

My little sister had just came into this world two days ago and my parents named her Belle. Her full name is Alice belle Catherian.

 

I always wanted the name Alice. My mom made me repeat my name over and over so she would know it by the time she could talk. “ Annie Blue Catherian

Annie Blue Catherian.” I repeated WE were also attending a church service. It was actually pretty much the only thing I liked around here.

I Didn’t start second grade yet because aparently the school only startes at september 30th and it’s september 16th.

It ‘s so cold here it could almost snow. Back in Georgia it was always warm. “ Mom can I have pb and j samwitch.” I asked sure a Few weeks went by and school was actually great I so happy we moved I might miss but thats okay!

The snow was really fun to play in and my  dad taught me how to ski. I think that even though we live in a tiny apartment it’s still great here!

 

The End

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Summer and Leila’s Education.

Sseko

 

Sseko is a group of girls that desgin things to make money to go to college. They make a lot of things like sandals and purses and a lot of other things. Here is a picture of some Bags they make.  

            

This a Bag too!!

 

My Friends Mom went all the way to Uganda to meet these girls because she helps by selling things that they create.  If you are wanting to get Sseko things go to there website here is the link to it: https://ssekodesigns.com   

There is a lot of ladies who make these way to many for me to name. Here is a video called  “A Girl’s World-Sseko Design” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd4rpKr4TOkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd4rpKr4TOk   

Please go visit Sseko and buy something to help a girl go to college!!

By:Leila E.

Annie B. Catherian

It’s the first day of 1st grade. My teachers name is Annie just like me. I don’t really know whats she’s like and I really hope she’s not like Miss Maryland because I got tired of her. I walked into Mrs. Clamersnane’s classroom. It had a lot of letters hanging from the roof. “Welcome Miss. Catherian.” She said.  ” Hi.” I replied “I wish I was in 3rd grade all of this stuff is to easy for me.” I told her.” W-What, well  if you feel that way then I will talk with the teachers and the principal.” She Said. What Really Oh My I can’t believe that she really is going to do that. The next day The principal came into the classroom and talked about the 1st grade rules and then he called my name in front of the ENTIRE CLASS. ” Miss Catherian you will be moving to Miss Raggar’s 3rd grade classroom.” He said ” Okay.” I said  nervously

” Pack up all of your belongings and come with me.” the Principal said. We walked down the hall and finally we went into the classroom as soon as I walked in I realized what a big mistake I’ve made. ” Hello Dear we’re just learning how to multiply 6 by 8 very simple.” Miss Raggar said ” You may set your things over there.” she said  the principal gave me a push. Goodbye 1st and 2nd grade hello ahhhh. I said to myself. A few Days went by and finally I couldn’t take it my scores were bad and my handwriting to and also I didn’t understand anything. So the only way to get back to 1st grade is to see the principal and the only way to see the principal is to break a rule and I only knew the 1st grade rules not the 3rd grade so it would be very easy for me. I started off with something simple like not raising my hand to clear my tray at lunch they made me sit at the white table which apparently is where bad kids go to eat lunch.

The next thing I did was nonstop talking during class. Miss Raggar only made me clip down to Warning. It wasn’t that bad. So then After a Few day I was sent to the principal he asked me a few questions. ” Why are you doing these things?”  he asked over and over and over again. ” Don’t know actually I want to go back to 1st grade because i’m not actually as smart as I thought and I need to learn more really learn more so that’s kinda why I was doing all that bad stuff just so I could see you to ask you this.” I said as quick as possible. ” Wait What?” he asked “Uhhhhh, I want to go back to 1st grade because i’m not actually as smart as I thought and I need to learn more really learn more so that’s kinda why I was doing all that bad stuff just so I could see you to ask you this.” I said slower than before. ” Okay and you realize you can just ask your teacher to see me right.” he said  ” Okay.” I said ” We will have you back in 1st grade before lunch.” He said with a smile

A week had gone by and I felt good where I was but Floriana was being a big old brat but that’s not new. Also a new kid named Ravie came into are class. He said he’s from Florida. He also bragged about how he has a font named after him. Me well just normal me in 1st grade Miss Raggar’s class See you next time

Read the next Annie B. Catherian when it comes out!!! By Leila E.

Fred The Cat

This is a funny story about Fred and how he became a detective. One day a little cat was born. He was the only brown cat all the others were orange so they threw him out. A few years later the cat was sitting on the street and so people came and took him into there home. A few More years went on and the family started watching this new tv series called Fred the detective. They watched it so much Fred the cat memorized it. ” One two three four FRED FRED FRED can you do it YES YES YES Fred can.” Fred the cat sang  ” What was that?” asked the mom  ” MEOW MEOW.” said Fred   ” I swear that I heard the cat talk.” Said the mom ” Whats your name?” asked Fred  ” My name is Mother Ma’am W-WHAT the cat was talking!!” Mother Ma’am said  ” Honey get in the car we’re going to see a doctor.” said the dad  ” you mean for the cat who much will it cost cause we we could get paid for this.” Said Mother Ma’am  ” Honey the cat doesn’t talk and if he did then we would not be going to the doctor for you.”

Annie B. Catherian

 

“ABCD.” My teacher said over and over again so that we would know what letters there are. I mean Kindergarten is so easy and it’s the end of the year. Last week my teacher Miss.Maryland left because she had family in Florida she needed to visit. How rude she left us with this preschool substitute. “ Floriana Floriana  F-L-O-R-I-A-N-A.” I called across the room I was so bored I just needed to talk to someone. “ Miss.B.” Called the Sub “NO taking when the teacher is talking.” I hated having her I mean when miss.Maryland was here she let us leave the room with a buddy if we needed to talk.

“ Uh ma’am.” Said Floriana “ Miss.Maryland-” “ Never mind what miss maryland saids I’m am your teacher til she gets back understood class.” Said mrs oh whatever her name is. “UNDERSTOOD.” yelled the class, Then she turned around with a stern look on her face. “Class can you tell me what the first three letters of the alphabet are.” I raised my hand and so did the whole class Miss.Maryland asked us this same question on the 1st week of school. I knew it all along my initials are A.B.C. “ Miss Annie could you tell us.” She asked “ A B C and also the last three letters are Z Y X.” I said trying to make her understand that we knew the whole alphabet. “ Wow Someones a smarty pants.” She said

All the sudden the bell rang school was over only the next day we would come back to school learning the same thing. “ Welcome home sweetie how was your day?” My mom asked She asked that question everyday “Good.” I replided “ Well I got an email for a teacher named Mrs.Communicator saying you were constintly talking dering class is this true?”  “ I guess she is to easy I mean she taught us the alphebet the thing that we already know!” I said  “ Well she is just trying to do her job.” Mom said  The next day miss Maryland was back and everyone was so happy until she told us somthing very important. “ Class I’m afraid that another school wants me to teach there 2nd grade class and this a very important job especialy because I need money to pay for my house and thing ok.” She said

“ How is going to be our teacher for the rest of the year?” I asked  “ His name is Mr. Marlined almost the same as mine.” What wait is my ears hearing this a boy kindergaren teacher I’m so what. “Miss.MARYLAND we will miss you Goodbye.” Said everyone except for me. A few weeks later Mr. Marlined had gotten comfertable. “ Alright class there is going to be a big big test coming up and it’s going to determain what class you are in next year if you do good I will give you extra recess.” he said  “Un sir we don’t get recess because the teachers think we need to learn more.” I said  “ Well this will be the first.” Said Floriana excitedly  “ Someday you will all thank me.” She said “ For What?” I asked  There was 15 seconds of silence.

“ Class Get on your computers.” He said happily  “ UH sir we don’t have computers either.” I said  “HMMM.” he thought outloud  “ Let me call the the tech department.” he said “ Hello, Ah Hello um the kindergardeners need to take a test on there computers for the end of the year oh okay oh goodbye.” He said “So class you are going to take the test on paper.” He said  “ Well sir when we take the test we go in this room and eat snacks and sit in certain seats were we won’t talk to our friend.” I said I was fun telling this guy what to do and what not to do.

On the last day of school Mr.Marlined gave us gifts and threw a party and Miss.Maryland never did that. 1 minute til school is over and 1st grade would be coming my way but I didn’t want to leave mr.Marelined taught us a lot these past few weeks I didn’t want to leave a really awesome teacher but Ringggggg schools out.

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By Leila E.

Dude Men and Dude Man First!!!

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