Dear Jimmy,
I know you are very tempted to eat me, but I am not as delicious as you think I am. Sure it’s spooky season and you love candy corn. I get that I am AMAZING but have you ever considered other candy too? Listen, there is SO many kinds. Let me list some: chocolate, Smarties, Jolly Ranchers, Reese’s Cups! Just look at all of those and you still choose to eat ME. Now let me change your mind. People have been eating me for years ever since 1880! Look how long that is, have you ever considered that candy corn has feelings too? Every year we have to look at people eating our own FAMILIES! How would you feel if people ate your family too, not good right? You know what they teach you in school? Kindness matters people! I am ashamed of you. Oh okay so you’re still going to eat me huh? Have you ever thought about how much sugar is in one piece? Let me just tell you, it’s a lot. You can get very sick from eating too much sugar, so why eat me? You’re just signing yourself up to get sick. I want you to be healthy so don’t eat me. I hope you consider my idea for your own health benefits.
Your Friend,
Loopsy The Candy Corn