Once upon a time, in a small town, in a small house, with a small family, there lived a TV.  The TV was frustrated because the family had been talking about getting a new TV.  The TV tried its best to change their minds, but as the days went by, they still wanted to get a new one.  Eventually they got a brand new 74 inch TV.  They put the old one in the attic.  Luckily, the old TV was friends with the dog, and they made a deal:  If the dogs destroys the new TV, then the old TV would tell him where the dog treats are, so when the TV heard a crashing sound, he was very happy.  The people hadn’t been home, so the dog closed himself into the bathroom so that they thought that it had just fell, which they did.  In the end, the dog got the treats and the TV got back.  THE END