“Commander, are you there yet?  Talk to us.” Hi, my name is Commander Forbes, an alien from the dwarf planet, Pluto. This is my first trip to the planet Earth. “I’m here now. There are so many odd creatures.” One thing that makes Earth different from Pluto is there odd creatures called “humans.” What are they, though? Are they nice or mean, good or bad? Mother Bleep always said they all vary in many ways. She says it depends on who they are. Unlike me, she has been to Earth many times.

Earth is also weird because the creatures don’t speak boder. I don’t like trying to communicate with them in my space ship. Most words I understand, but words like “dictionary” I absolutely don’t understand. I know the other words from Mother Bleep. If I zoom over the planet, the people all speak differently. I hate it.

I took a walk on Earth, but turned invisible, just to see what is in famous parts of it. I found that many places have “theme parks” with weird looking ships that don’t go to space. These ships are called “roller coasters.” I went on one and they are what you call “FUN.” There is a place called “China” and, man, is it odd or what? They have a giant wall made of bricks and other hard things that the people call “The Great Wall of China.” Let me tell you, it’s HUGE! I wonder what its reason to be is.

Earth’s land is absolutely different from Pluto. Earth has green land instead of blue-ish and blue/clear water instead of almost none or ice. There are also so many creatures in the water that go “blub” or weird, loud noises.

There are so many giant clumps of land called “mountains.” They are fun to jump off of, although, I think I might have jumped on a human by accident. Oops. These mountains are masterpieces. They are beautiful to look at, climb, and jump off of. I wonder why people don’t jump off these masterpieces.

There is this weird thing that you can eat and it’s so sticky! It’s called “cotton candy.” Mmmm. It’s delicious, though. I have to bring it back to Pluto. Everyone will LOVE it. There are also things called “hot dogs.” Luckily, they are not made of dogs. Everyone will adore all the foods on Planet Earth.

The only thing I hate about Earth is there are so many shapes and sizes of everyone and everything. The humans are tall and small and some don’t even look like each other! A lot are very ugly. But there are others that look like my kind which are beautiful. Other things have different shapes and sizes like the ships in the air and on the ground.  minxlj via Compfight

One thing that freaks me out, or two, are the things that go “bark” and “meow.” They freak me out because they have hair everywhere and the noises they make are so weird! I don’t always like them, but some are adorable.

The scary thing about Earth is it is much bigger than Pluto. I’m not kidding. It’s soooo scary. Well, at least my journey was big!

When I go home, I’m going to have a big story to tell!