Meepland 2 Uni and Mip and Meepking and Rackie Raccoon’s Adventure!
Meepland 2
By: Ash G.
Meepking was laying in bed. Then he heard a knock on the door at the bottom room. Which is the lobby. So then, see, he goes down there. Mip, one of his fellow meep friends, was there. “Meepking,” Mip said, “Meepland is flooded.” Mip shuddered. “Well how did you get here, Mip, if the rest of your family is at home?” Meepking asked. “Uh, well, I, uh, um, you see….” Mip said. Mip was very very very suspicious. And furthermore, he was wet. “Well, Mip,” Meepking said, looking around the room, “did you see anything?” “Yes, uh, I guess.” Mip then explained that he was walking by the Laffy Taffy shop in Wonka World (which is a thing that I do not even know if it had been made or something) and next after that he said that he saw someone in the hole in the side of the Candy Cave. Next Meepking went to the building, yes, that building that I am going to describe later. He stepped up to the doorstep of the new townhouse that had the millions of gargoyle statues and all that stuff. When you look through the curtains you could see a gazillion binoculars. There was one pair of glasses. You could see a whole bunch of unicorns in cages. Like those big tiger cages that you see whenever you go to the zoo. Meepking went up to the doorstep and rang the gargoyle’s ring in its nose. “Wait are you sure that this is the right place?” Meepking asked Mip. They were like thinking oh no but well too bad ’cause Uni answered the door and said, “Unilyn Unicorn, P.I. Service. If you need a serious case, I will bring a magic wand with me.” Yeah you would think since it is Meepking’s sister’s pet that he’d know where it is.”Huh, yeah all right. I have been coming here for days ever since that thing happened.” Mip explained. Meepking asked his trusty sister to come and help. Yes his sister was a unicorn, but she could help. She has a horn that can do anything (except come off because then she’d be a donkey.) Then Uni helped look. When they got to Wonka World, they saw the cave. “C’mon, guys, ride on my back.” Then they found the culprit. It was Willy Wonka. I will tell you how they found him. They opened Wonka World by calling all the workers in. After that, they turned on the Candy Cave and they went on the haunted scary roller coaster. It was really meant to be a haunted roller coaster, because that was their haunted meant-to-be ride. You know, the one where it is like there is pipes in a middle of a mountain. That is what it is. Uni said, “Ya know, I wanna go back to the HQ.” Uni was gonna call her helpers. “Wait do any of you guys have any kind of weird phone?” Uni asked. Obviously Mip had his iPod. “But wait I have a thing uh a horn to call my sidekick.” Uni replied. She dialed the number. “Okay, lemme remember… Oh yeah it is 173-542-5776.” Right, duh Uni. She called her sidekick. Rackie Raccoon came. “Okay so I just got the ride all on and stuff,” Rackie said. The worker turned on a blacklight on Rackie’s helmet and on the Chocolate Boat. Rackie was steering it. As they were in the boat, they looked at the sidewalk and then there was a tall guy in a black coat. Man that guy was tall he was 8.9 feet tall. ZOO-WEE-MAMA! They caught him and he was Willy Wonka. “Willy Wonka why did you do that?” Unilyn asked. Willy Wonka was like sorry I was cleaning up the water mess. But he wasn’t. The end! Watch for the Meepland 3: Mip’s School Adventures but not really adventures!
The Epic Odie Story! Story 1
The Epic Story!
Oh it was such a boring rainy day yes it was, and me and Wynter sat inside looking out at the pouring water. Indoor recess was so so so boring, and I just had to tell Jon that he should just take me out of Show and Tell day.
And I could contact Liz to see if she could look at me for the nauseousness of me. “Well I am sorry Odie, but maybe you had to be in this Garfield costume just because I do not know.”
Wynter said. I wish Garfield was here instead of me because he is probably at home just doing his evil laugh that he just ate my food and that he had harassed Miss Feenie again.
So then I took out the teacher’s phone because she was at her lunch, and I texted Jon from there. I said “Help this is Odie get me out of here I am gonna die.” So then Wynter saw me as I pressed the Send button. “Noooooo Odie nooooooo stop is there a way to unsend the text?” I nodded my head yes and then I deleted the text. But it was too late. Jon had already came to get me. YAAAAY.
So when we were in the car for the ride home, I almost threw up because Garfield said he licked my food bowl. So then I took Jon’s phone out of his pocket and then I texted Liz. This is what I texted her: Hi this is Odie and I need to go to the vet because I am sick.
But hold up! This wasn’t convincing enough. I had to type a different text so I am glad I hit Delete. So because how could a vet believe that a dog can text? Here is what I am saying in this text: Hi Liz! Odie seems sick and also wanna go on a date tonight?
Yay! I hit Send! I did it! But I just had set up a date for Liz and Jon. Oops! Liz texted back! Well here is what she said: Sure I will go on a date with you! I’d love to! Where do you want to go? You can bring Odie at 5:00. Is that a good time?
Then I put the phone back in Jon’s pocket. Then when Jon heard a beep he looked at the phone. The time right now is 5;00. Yay vet time. So when Jon texted back, this is what HE said: Great can we go to Vito’s?
This is what Liz said: Sure let’s get Odie done and then the dinner.
So then when we got to the vet. I was like gaaaah but then I realized that Liz checked me out and she found out that I did not drink water all day. She gave me a bowl of water and I slurped it up. Then me and Garfield and Liz and Jon went to the food place. Yummy. I got spaghetti and meatballs. You will never believe who walked in the door that moment. Nobody! Because if somebody walked in the door than THAT would hurt. But you’ll never believe who walked into the doorway that moment. I am not telling you. Okay, okay, I’ll tell you. But you have to read the next story! So ha ha.
What my week was last week by Ash G.
So hi peoples this was the last week. Last week what I did is on Sunday I basically did Mario Kart Wii. Then on Monday we had school. Before and after school I did Mario Kart Wii. Then on Tuesday we had off school yippee kaye yay. I did Mario Kart Wii. Then on Wendesday we had off school yippee kaye yay. I did Mario Kart Wii. Then on Thursday we had two hour delay. Yippee kaye yay more Mario Kart Wii for me. Then on Friday we basically had to go to the devil’s lair aka school
UGH WHY ME I AM NOT GONNA SURVIVE OH NO I AM GONNA DIE GAAAAH
Yippee oh yay there is the awesome weekend called the Saturday. I got a new pj set from Children’s Place in Park City Mall. It says “Please Donut Disturb” and in the middle of Donut and Disturb there is a picture of a donut. Yummy! I got a new memory foam pillow from JCPenney’s. I figured I might see how it would look on my dog. But she is Then we went to Petsmart. We got my personal pet dog those delicious (Yes I tried them) Milk Bone Gravy things for my dog’s JW ball she had from my dog I used to have. Yummy. There was these flavors: 1. Meat. 2. Chicken. 3. Bacon. 4. Liver. Okay eww now who wants to eat Liver?! It is animal’s organs btw. Well in my next post I am gonna keep you guys updated in some new fun stories, including Meepland 2!
*#The flood in Meepland by Ash#*
One day there was a Meep called Meep.
Meep lived in a little town called Meepland.
He was the one who made it.
First, he built a hut for himself.
Next, other Meeps moved into the Meephuts. They lived there.
Then, one day Meep was sitting in his Meephut, which now his Meepers made him a Meepcastle, along with that they thought that he, Meep, if he lived in a castle then he would need to be called Meepking. then he turned on his MeepTV.
“I am sooooooooo bored.” Meep said. “MeepLive from Meepland, from today’s host Meeper. I just, literally JUST, this morning I read that Meepland is gonna be flooded
very very very soon. Well that is gonna be hmm let’s see in 3 hours. “Meh, Meepland is gonna be flooded. BLAGH! My coffee spilled!”
Meepking was scared. It took him a millisecond to make Meepland. Yeah I know right? Well at least it was 5:00 so at 8:00 he would have his land flooded.
Three hours later, FWOOSH! Meepking was laying in bed. “Gaah at least I live in a hill mansion castle meep thingy. But wait I gotta save my people.” So Meepking got all of his Meepers from their huts and they stood in his room watching their wooden huts get ruined.
“Coming live from MeepTV. I hope you are watching, Meepking. You have to fix this place quick!”
Now the problem for them is they had the land flooded. Then a meeper called Mip came over. “Can we help?” Mip asked.
Meepking thought it is what his meepers want and he was a far king so he wanted to same them and give them what they want. Or else he would not get paid the meepmoney.
Oh well I guess that does not matter. He was helping the meepers build their huts into RAINBOW HUTS!!!!! They looked like clouds.
So they were happy that their king was helping to build their houses with his own money that the meepers paid him so now everymeep is happy.
“If it was the most I could do I just did it.” Meepking said. He couldn’t do any more things for his people.
So since before he always had one more thing that was better that the meepers had in the old version, Meepking decided to be fair and so he actually pays the meepers $20 a day. One day he gave $400,000,000,000,000,000 to each person in each hut.
And you know what? The king’s money never ran out.
The End
Biography Of My Perfect Dad!
Biography Of My Perfect Dad
By Ashlyn.
A biography about Christian.
My dad’s accomplishments are like this:
Finally have a Cadillac.
Has a awesome daughter which is MEEEEEEE! And a weird son which is my older brother.
Owned two dogs ever since the day they were bought when they were puppies to the day the first one died and then the second.
My dad’s birthday is February 14th which was yesterday, today is the 15th as I am writing this, and yeah. He is now I think like 38 or something. But I am really not sure, he might be in his 20 years or 30 years or something. But as I said I have no idea.
My dad’s favorite animal is dog. He hates cats but I don’t know why. I am not sure he really likes my pet rabbit either.
My dad loves cars. He hates non-drivers
though, and whenever he comes across one he is always honking the horn and screaming.
My dad loves Heaters, if you are not part of the Graham family then you do not know what it is. A
heater, in his words, are a nice dogs.
Thanks for reading and bye!
