There once was a child with the name of Glee, 

He loved to draw pictures and sat on his knee.

But then one day

His momma passed away

And never again did Glee

Sit on his knee.

There once was a child with the name of Max,

He loved to chop and had an ax.

He had a friend that was named Shax.

Shax and Max both had an ax,

And they bought borax.

There once was a child with the name of Jack.

Jack’s dad was a trucker and had a Mack.

In that Mack he had a sack

In which held his snack.

There once was a child with the name of Ty,

Ty was bi and had a thick thigh.

At night Ty was a bad guy

And he hit a bull’s eye.

There once was a child with the name of Kat,

Kat had a mat on which sat her cat.

Her cat was fat and Kat

Got rid of her cat.

There once was a child with the name of Alley

Alley was lally and lived in Rift Valley

When she went to Death Valley

For her that was the finale.