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Avocado: Who is your favorite superhero and why?

Me: Hmmm, I wonder who?

Avocado: Who?

Me: Wow, did you not read the title? We really need to get your eyes checked out. Anyways, I really like Batman because he is the master of stealth and detective work.  Also that he is just a human and he has no superpowers at all. He also has so many enemy villains he beats them all! He’s also a billionaire. Plus the fact that he has beaten the justice league BY HIMSELF! Last, he was trained by Ra’s Al Ghul. Here’s a quote from Odyssey, ” When the best trains the best, you get a legend.”

First off, how can you beat stealth? If they can’t see you, they can’t defeat you. This is a very good technique that Batman uses.

Avocado: But how is he stealthy and a good detective?

Me: Batman is actually Bruce Wayne. His Bat Cave is right under the mansion, Wayne Manor. I think that you have to be pretty stealthy to keep people away from it. The Bat Cave beats any other man cave for sure. He is a good detective because he knows how to observe even the tiniest details. In 2012’s film, Justice League:Doom, Batman has a list of how to immobilize the Justice League. Though the list gets stolen, Batman and Cyborg rescue the Justice League from the supervillains.

Avocado: Okay, but what about him not having any superpowers? Doesn’t that make him more vulnerable than the other superheros?

Me: No way. He has this really cool belt that helps him do different things. He also has the Batmobile, which again, is named after him just like the Bat Cave. He has a really cool way of fighting. He strikes, then he disappears like nobody’s business.  On his belt he has Tasers, Batarangs, Grappling Gun, Bat shark Repellent, Built in Lie Detector, Batmobile Remote Control, Fake Vampire Teeth?, Finger Taser, and his thing that shoots a line to catch him when he falls. Not to mention that he has a very cool fire-proof cape!

Avocado: Huh, never thought of it that way before.

Me: I know! He also doesn’t have any superpowers. He is all human! He wasn’t bit by a spider like Spiderman, he didn’t fall into earth as a super baby, he wasn’t even bit by a bat! That actually would have been pretty cool. Whatsoever, Batman uses sheer muscle and brains to take down his enemies. Though he has a lot of enemies, he somehow always manages to bring them down. Here are a couple: Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, THE JOKER, Penguin, Mr. Freeze, the Riddler, and maybe the Justice League too. Batman’s also a billionaire. Let’s be real. With all that money, Batman uses it to buy all the special supplies he needs. And late night lobster dinners.

Avocado: If I had all that money, I would take over the world!

Me: Okay, *1) No one asked you. B) How would an avocado earn all of that money? D) There are over 1,500 billionaires in the world.

Avocado: Wow, you really gave me a positive head start. Thanks.

Me: You’re welcome. Now, Batman also is super awesome because he has taken down the Justice League all by himself. That’s when the list gets stolen and Cyborg and Batman have to save them. Last, Batman was trained by none other than Ra’s Al Ghul. He is a great master and he has a very stylish goatee.  Batman has learned well.

Thanks for reading and comment down below if you have a favorite superhero.

  • Do you guys like what I did with the numbers and letters? It goes 1, b, and then d! I’m laughing at my own joke. Yeah, I’m pretty cheap.

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