One day Bobby Joe said “I like turtles.” So he bought a turtle from his neighbor. When he took it home it bit him. He turned into a turtle and they had a turtle fight. Bobby Joe threw the turtle out the window. Bobby Joe went rogue and bit everyone, so everyone turned into a turtle but his cousin Owen, Because the turtle ran out of venom, and Owen threw the turtle out the window and said “BAD TURTLE!!” Owen bit all the turtles and they turned back into human’s. After that happened Owen and Bobby Joe knocked Bobby Joe’s neighbor out cold because he sold the Bad Turtle to Bobby Joe and Owen kicked him in the head he also kicked the turtle. The turtle attacked Owen and Bobby Joe yelled “No!!” Bobby Joe picked up the Empire State Building and smashed the turtle but somehow the turtle threw the Empire State Building into outer space. The turtle also knocked Bobby Joe out cold but while the turtle was not looking Owen tied a rope to the Empire State Building and to his foot so he went flying with the Empire State Building. The turtle got knocked out cold because he smashed through Pluto’s cousin and Pluto got mad and knocked the turtle off the rope and the turtle went flying to the earth and caught on fire and he smashed his head into the ground and could not get out. Owen and Bobby Joe yelled “HAHAHA” at the turtle. Then the turtle got out of the hole and knocked Owen and Bobby Joe out cold then he said turtle power. And he tied a rope to them they went flying into space then they came back down to earth and hit a mountain and they fell, the turtle yelled REVENGE!!!! Then the turtle went home and started to lift some weights then he went back and found Bobby Joe and Owen the turtle looked like the hawk his nickname was the ripped turtle. Then the turtle threw Bobby Joe 500 galaxies away then Owen said “bye cousin.”. Then the turtle said your turn then Owen ran for his life but the turtle was powerful he could teleport then the turtle teleported Owen 500,000 galaxies away then Bobby Joe said this turtle going to get knocked out cold then Bobby Joe said at least i’m floating farther away from earth. Then Bobby Joe jumped to earth and landed on the turtle and then he got up and knocked the turtle out cold. Then Bobby Joe picked up the turtle and threw him in a lake. Then Owen said I’M STILL UP HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then Bobby Joe said did I hear something Owen said Bobby Joe’s these days. Then Owen said Bobby Joe’s deaf. Then Bobby Joe said would you like to say that to my face. Owen said YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Then Bobby Joe got 1,000,000 snapping turtles and threw at Owen. Owen said Buddy’s then Owen heard the turtles snapping and yelled AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then the the turtles fell and went to Bobby Joe and said we have a job to do then the turtles started to snap Bobby Joe. Then Owen bought a blimp and the screen said TURTLE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! Then the blimp exploded into tiny pieces Owen fell and landed on his feet and he started to run around and say my butt’s on fire my butt’s on fire my butt’s on fire. Then the turtle fell into the core and started saying my butt’s on fire my butt’s on fire my butt’s on fire. Then Bobby Joe got a high pressure hose and sprayed them and said don’t be a big baby. Then the turtle and Owen started going after Bobby Joe. They knocked Bobby Joe out cold and dragged him to his grave then when he woke up he said am I in heaven? Then Owen said NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then when Bobby Joe got out of his grave he knocked Owen and the turtle out cold then Bobby Joe ran away. Owen went to Bobby Joe’s house and said hey!!!!!!!!! To Bobby Joe and Bobby Joe said hey!!!!! And Bobby Joe ran in the forest and turned into a turtle and Owen turned into a giraffe. Then someone was walking threw the forest and they did not know who it was and it was the turtle Owen and Bobby Joe knocked the turtle out cold. Owen yelled “Yeah we took that turtle down.” Then they got a turtle and said hi cousin. Then the turtle said revenge!!!!!

To be continued

By Nathan and Madix

Adapted from Veronica Vox Mansilla @ProjectZeroHGSE

One day Bobby Joe was at his house eating warheads and his face looked like a monkey saying bruh. Owen rang Bobby Joe’s doorbell and Bobby Joe opened it and sayed “Hi cousin.” Owen said back “Hi cousin.” One of Bobby Joe’s neighbors came running up and said “Hi Bobby Joe” Bobby Joe said “Hi cousin” his neighbor had a turtle and he brought it up and it attacked Bobby Joe and Owen. Bobby Joe kicked the turtle and said I like turtles and Owen and Bobby Joe went and attacked the owner. Bobby Joe jumped on the owner and stole the turtle and ran, and Bobby Joe said “see ya in a lake.” Then when they went to school Bobby Joe said I have something important to say “HI COUSIN!” Then after Bobby Joe said that the turtle jumped on everyone and attacked them. When they left the school a feather nipped the school and it collapsed. When the school got rebuilt a bird didn’t see the glass and ran into it. Bobby Joe started running and Owen yelled where are you going? Bobby Joe ran and jumped into a lake and Owen jumped off the empire state building and missed the lake. But there was a trampoline and he hit the trampoline and flew and hit a mountain and fell into the lake. Bobby Joe said “my turn.” This one kid rode his bike off the empire state building. He hit the trampoline and flew all the way around the world and hit mount Everest and flew into outer space. A turtle said “my turn” he jumped off the empire state building and hit the trampoline and flew all the way to pluto and broke it and it turned into a dwarf planet, and Bobby Joe said “wow I can’t believe that a turtle made that much destruction.” Owen said “wow that was redonkulous”. They went home and said wow that was legitness. They got a good night rest… to be continued

The End.

Owen and Bobby Joe still had no luck finding their way out. Owen said “it looks like there’s going to be a thunderstorm”Bobby joe said “I don’t think are tree house can take the storm.” well we better be prepared they both started patching holes and other unsturdy parts. They’re both wondering if the tree house will make it. In the storm a piece of paper blew and hit the tree house and it knocked it down and the piece the tree house fell on Bobby joe and he sprained his leg. Then Owen yelled BOBBY JOE ARE YOU OKAY? NO!! Yelled Bobby joe. Owen yelled WAIT THERE I AM COMING TO GET YOU!! Bobby joe yelled OKAY!! So Owen went to save Bobby joe but when he got there Bobby Joe was starving and so was Owen so they both went to get something to eat but there was nothing so it was a life decision for Bobby joe and Owen. it was eat or be eaten DONE DONE DONE. But they found a leaf that had a sickness in it but they did not now. So they got really sick and they went to go find water and Bobby joe found some and yelled in Owen’s face I FOUND SOME WATER WE CAN DRINK so they drank some and they turned into superheroes. Owen’s superpower he can turn into a turtle. Bobby joe’s superpower was he could fly, and they heard someone coming and Owen got scared and turned into a turtle and Bobby joe could also turn into a giraffe so he did that and then he just acted normal and ate leafs off the trees. Bobby joe did not know who the person was so he charged at him the person screamed AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! And Bobby joe knocked him out cold they turned back to normal and they dragged the person and put him in a lake. So it turned into fresh water, And then after they did that Owen grabbed on to Bobby joe and they flew home. To be continued

Bobby joe and his friend Owen were biking down a trail Bobby Joe didn’t see the rock up ahead.Then Owen said look out but he didn’t hear it then he saw the rock he turned he have to go on the ramp if he didn’t want to crash… he landed it Owen did to then they went home and took a break. The next day they made a ramp and the keep doing tricks and stuff off it. Bobby joe was gone Owen went looking for him all he found was his bike but he can’t find his way out they were both lost in the woods. Then Bobby joe heard someone calling his name was it Owen? Then he heard Bobby Joe it’s me Owen where are you? He said I’m near a tree house then they both went in the tree house they said this should be camp until we get out of here. The next morning They went hunting for food all they got was four fish and a bird. They made a fire and cooked the food. After they ate they went looking for a way out they had no luck. They had to go back to camp because It was getting dark, so they made a campfire for warmth. Two days went by and they still are stuck in the woods. They were low on food and water luckily there was a lake near by. There was a lot of fish in one spot but they got five fish when they got to camp they cooked the fish and ate them. Will they make it out alive… to be continued

By: Nathan and Madix

These are the reasons why we know that Reba Jo is a ill mannered girl. The first reason why we know Reba Jo is a ill mannered girl is she disobeyed her father and went to the arroyo. She knew she should have turned back but she didn’t, and we  found this on page 119. The second reason why we know Reba Jo is an ill mannered girl is she broke a deal with the horned toad. Reba Jo snatched her hat form the horned toad, and galloped home we found this on page 123. The third reason why Reba Jo is ill mannered is she slammed the door in the horned toad face we found this on page 123. The last reason why Reba Jo is ill mannered is because she called the horned toad a low life reptile we found this on page 127. These are the four reasons why Reba Jo is an ill mannered girl .

By: Nathan and Madix

Hi I’m Nathan I think kids watch too much tv and I think that it should be restricted. I think that it should be restricted because it can keep kids from the real world. It can hurt kids and other people by sitting around all day. Cumersels can make people buy stuff they really don’t need. You can also get sick if you don’t get outside for a long time.I think it should be restricted to three to four hours max. The reason I think that tv should be restricted to tree to four hours log is so you can still go outside. You can still watch the shows you like. Tv can be fun and all but tv is not all to life. If you can try to go without tv for a day. Tv can be good and bad. It can be because it tells you the weather. It can be bad because it can make you believe something that’s not real. The reason I think this is because my sister watches tv all day/. Sometimes I even watch tv all day but I know I’m not the only one. I know that people can stop watching tv so much. These are my reasons why I think tv should be restricted.

                                                       By: Nathan

Tanki Online

Dakota and Nathan
Tanki online is a game that you play as a tank that you have to drive around in your tank and shoot other tanks and you can pick your turret and your paint job and your barrel and you can get power up and there is a speed boosts there is a fix your tank power up there is a increase rate of your speed of shooting the turret that i like is the firebird it shoots fire and there are these double turret that shoots these little balls and they don’t do that much damage but it shoots really fast and that makes it do a lot of damage and there is this one turret i forget the name it shoots a lightning bolt and kills the tank in like one but you have to regenerate your health and your fire and there are these cool maps my favorite is the one where you get on top of roof and you can shoot the other tanks i like capture the flag and team deathmatch and you have your own base.You try to invade the other teams base you level up and you get crystals your tank can level up in tutoryal and you can upgrade your tank in the garage.You can upgrad many things  

The magic egg

One day someone left a schrag package and there was a egg.There was a tiny crack on the egg the egg was red!?It felt slimy I texed my friend Dimitri and said did you leave a  package at my house? He said yes so I drove my dirt bike. To Dimitri’s house and said what kind of egg is it Dimitri said I don’t know it was a regular egg.Sis and it smells like chocolate when I shock it made a snake hissing noise.I put the egg in a eggbeater under my bed I had to hide ti or my mom would kill and throw it out! Anyway three weeks went by quickly the egg is shaking I ran as fast as I can to Dimitri’s house I said the egg is hatching! Dimitri said get it outside! The chocolate smell got stronger a schag  brown snake came out of the egg!? I keep chasing the snake around Dimitri’s back yard I was so tired I fell on the grass.the snake climbed the tree in his backyard I climbed the tree after the snake I step on a branch and it broke!! I fell to one branch and grabbed ti and  keep climbing the snake wrapped around and fell asleep. I carefully grabbed the snake and said I think I’m going call speedy. I took speedy home and made a cage for speedy I think he likes it.I study the snake like what it eats and the cage need to be 127 degrees the lowest is 97.I take speedy to the park and Dimitri’s house.But I have to have speedy on a leash or he or he will run away.Luckily my mom still doesn’t know I have speedy.Once speed went in my backpack and.I went to school good thing he didn’t come out he would  probably get step on,and many other thing I do not want to meachin.Anyway I took speedy to the park and we had race.Of cuse speedy won I should’ve known two weeks went by and speedy is ten feet log! Speedy grown out of his cage so I had to make it bigger and.I figured out speedy’s favorite food leds.so I go to the store three times a week.Speedy sleeps four hours a day and sleeps nine hours at night.I usually take speedy for a walk for a hour then we go to the park and have a race this time I won yay!!
                          By Nathan