The outsiders

When recalling the night of Johnny’s attack, Ponyboy says that he noticed Dally was especially disturbed by the viciousness of the beating and looked ill. He says, “Dally has seen people killed on the streets of New York’s West Side. Why did he look sick now?” What are TWO reasons he would looks so sick in that moment? EXPLAIN them both.

He could look sick because they are in a gang/pack together and he would never imagine he would be beaten up or even killed by the socs. Even though he has seen people dead on the streets he was still alive after the worst beating. This could make him feel sick because he thinks he shouldn’t have to go through that and he did nothing to them to get beaten half to death. Dally has just scared from what the socs did to Johnny. He also looked sick because he has been beaten by his parent by belts and 4 by 4’s almost every time he looked back. the beating he had was so bad it made him cry this is a lot because he has been beaten so much so he had to be in the worst pain possible to still be alive. This was a lot for him to take in because he was nearly dead and crying in pain.

Bobby Joe part 13

       One day Bobby joe was sitting in his house and he was playing bo3. Owen rang the doorbell and Bobby joe answered said “Hey” Owen said “what are you doing” Bobby joe said “playing bo3” Owen said “what’s bo3” bobby joe said “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” and picked up Owen and threw him through the window. Owen came back and smashed mount everest on him. Then Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO THAT!!” Then Bobby joe and Owen went to the beach and started to go fishing for the shark that ate there friend Jeff. Owen and Bobby joe went fishing in a forbidden area and the police were coming to get them but then they stopped to get donuts. The cop said “bobby joe do I look fat?” Then bobby joe said “No” and his nose grew 999,999,999,990,000,000 feet. The cop said “MY BOIZ. Then Bobby joe and Owen were cornered so Bobby joe threw a flashbang and smoke went everywhere. Then Bobby joe and Owen ran and Bobby joe said “give me give me” and a Bugatti appeared and fell on Owen. Then Bobby joe said “LOOK AT THIS DUDE!” Then a turtle body slammed Bobby joe.They went back to the fishing place and the police where there because they got a complaint because the cop was TOO FAT!! So Bobby joe and Owen went back to the fishing spot and jumped over the policemen and said “ooh you can’t get up huh you too fat dog”. Bobby joe and Owen went fishing. Then Owen and Bobby joe wrapped up the policeman in a blanket and threw him into the water. Owen said “see ya in a lake” the policeman said “mumumumu mumumumu” because he was wrapped up in a blanket Owen said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT.” Then Bobby joe and Owen got into bobby joe’s Bugatti and drove to dunkin donuts. They drove back to the fishing spot and dipped a donut in the water and all they saw was a hand that popped up out of the water and was trying to get the donut. Owen pulled out a baseball bat and started beating the hand. He swung at it and the hand went flying. Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” then Owen got pulled into the lake and then red stuff was everywhere. Bobby joe started crying because Owen died then he saw bubbles and Owen popped out of the water. Bobby joe said “what happened” Owen said “I spilled my juice box” Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT.” Then they went to Owens house. They wanted to pull a prank on Owen’s neighbor. So they went to the candy store to get a cold hard snickers. Then they went to Owen’s neighbor’s house. Bobby joe hide behind a bush and Owen rang the doorbell. Owen ran and jumped into a bush, then neighbor answered and Bobby joe threw the cold hard snickers at the neighbors head and he got knocked out cold. They ran up to the guy and he had a hundred dollar bill in his pocket and they went to the candy store and bought 50 snickers and then they bought a plane and dropped the snickers on peoples heads. Owen yelled when ever they dropped on “Hiroshima” Then they crashed into a lake and then Owen said to Bobby joe “now I will really see ya in a lake”. Then Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” and then he went to an ice creeaaaam truck and got a root beer float and threw it toward Owen and said, “My job here is done.” Bobby joe and Owen got into a fight because Bobby joe threw the root beer float Owen. There was glass all over Owens face and Bobby joe said “You look like a window” Owen screamed “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” And ran towards Bobby joe and tackled him. Bobby joe got mad got mad at Owen and knocked him out cold. Owen was laying on the ground and Bobby joe wrapped him up in a blanket and sang him a song. Then he threw him in a lake. Bobby joe said “see ya in a lake” Owen crawled out of the blanket and Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ZOMBIE” and ran. Owen said “WHAT” and Owen said “UH see ya” Bobby joe turned around and said “bye” then Owen jumped in the lake and then titanic music started to play. Bobby joe ran too his house and then he walked inside and he saw Owen there with a leaf on his head and said “Let’s do this” then Owen ran after Bobby joe and tackled him and bite him in the head. Bobby joe got the the twin towers and smashed them on Owen. Owen said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT.” Bobby joe said “WHY” and then Owen screamed “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and he ran and jumped off a cliff.  Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ” and he ran off and did a 360 noscope with a heavy sniper and hit someone and the guy said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Bobby joe said “Well there I did it, I 360 noscoped someone like a big boy” Then the cop came and said” THEY CAN ONLY BE ONE BIG BOY!!!” Then Bobby joe said “YEAH DOG IM ONE BIG BOY WHAT YOU GOIN DO BOUT IT” Then the cop said “i’ll show you what i’ll do about it” the cop shot Bobby joe in the chest. Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’m slowly dying.” Then Owen said “I’ll revenge you” then Owen jumped on the cop and started eating his hair. The cop said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHH NOT MY HAIR”. The cop was lying on the ground and Owen ran over to Bobby joe and he was lying on the ground and Owen tried to pick him up and he couldn’t . Owen said “Your too fat bobby joe” and Bobby joe got up and started too beat up Owen. And Bobby joe picked up Owen and through him off Mount Everest. On the way down all you could hear from Owen was “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” The cop went to dunkin donuts and he ate 999,999,999,999 donuts and be saw one more he ate it and exploded. Bobby joe said “make that 1,000,000,000,000 donuts.” Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ” All of the donuts that the cop ate went flying because he blow up. Bobby joe and Owen went to the ice cream shop and then the cops ghost followed them and said “can you buy me one”. Then Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ YOUR DEAD I CAN’T GET YOU ONE” then the cop said “You’re under arrest the cop pulled out a floating gun and shot the ice cream guy. Then the cop went through the wall and at all the ice cream. Bobby joe said “ JEZZ THE DUDE IS LIKE SLIMER FROM GHOSTBUSTERS. Bobby joe said “did you save me a skoop?” The cop said “MY BOIZ WHY WOULD I EVEN DO DAT”. Bobby joe got mad and picked up Owen and threw him through a brick wall. Owen said “MY BOIZ WHAT WAS DAT FOR” Bobby joe just said “I DON’T KNOW I JUST GOT MAD I’M SORRY.” Owen said “ It’s ok cousin” Bobby joe said “I’M NOT YOUR COUSIN.” Owen said “WHAT” Bobby joe said “look your” Owen said “WHAT” Bobby joe said “look your adopted.” Owen said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and he jumped off a cliff. Bobby joe said “NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”. Owen said “just kidding”. Bobby joe said “WHAT”Then Bobby joe and Owen went to the spot again and fished for the shark that ate there friend jeff. Bobby joe dumped chum in the water. They waited and then the shark jumped out of the water and then the shark started to chase them and Owen’s eyes fell out and started running and Bobby joe’s body flipped and he was running on his hands. Then Bobby joe came up with a plan to get the shark he ran to the spot where his bugatti spawns. He said “Give Me Give me and then his bugatti fell from the sky and it landed on the shark and Owen said “YUMMY FISH DINNER”. The shark said “Please No don’t eat me I’ll give me your friend Jeff back” Then Owen said “OK give him back”. The shark said “Ok” then the shark went “BLUH” and then Jeff spawned in front of them. Then Jeff said “HI HOW ARE YA” Owen and Bobby joe said “HI”? Jeff said “Wonderful whether we are having” Bobby joe said “YEAH” Owen said “Jeff what’s wrong with you” Jeff said “I’m normal.” then jeff got a cup of water and drank it. Bobby joe and Owen let the shark go. But the shark chased them and Bobby joe’s body flipped over again and he started to run on his hands. Owen’s eyes fell out and they started to run too. When Bobby joe turned around he saw the shark eating Jeff again and Jeff said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Owen and Bobby joe kept running and then they ran bye a cop car and saw a gun then Bobby joe punched the window and it shattered. Bobby joe grabbed the gun and a cop walked up eating a donut and said “BOY YOU CAN’T HAVE DAT.” Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ SHH.” Then the cop said “YOU DUMB.” then Bobby joe said “sure I am” then bobby joe let the shark eat the cop and then started running again. Then bobby joe turned around and smacked the shark in the face with it. The shark said “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH” and the shark ran back and jumped in the water and swam down to his house sat on his couch and turned on his favorite tv show the shark that eats you. Bobby joe said “wow I’m glad that was over”. Then a giant tsunami came and it wiped out the shark’s house. The shark said “Come on man” Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Then Owen said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Then the shark said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Then the cop jumped out of the shark and said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Then Owen said “WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING”. Bobby joe said “BRUH your yelling” Owen said “MY BOIZ” and had a straight face. Bobby joe said “why is everyone so annoying” and he drove away in his bugatti. He was driving down the street when he heard a “BANG” then he looked up and he saw Owen on his windshield. Owen said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Bobby joe got out of his car and ran. Owen said “MY BOIZ.” then Bobby joe was running he closed his eyes then he heard a “BANG” he opened his eyes and Owen was stuck on Bobby joe’s face. Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Then Bobby joe picked up Owen and threw him off a mountain. Owen said “MY BOIZ I’LL GET YOU”. the next day Bobby joe was sitting in his house and then he heard a knock knock. Then he ran up to his window. He saw a clown. He ran, Then he heard another knock knock and he saw owen at the door with a bunny suit on. Bobby joe said “WHAT THE” Bobby joe let Owen in and they got scared from the clown. They ran over to there fishing spot to look for the shark that ate there friend jeff. Then the shark came out of the water and Bobby joe said “EAT ME!!”the shark said “OK” then the shark gobbled up bobby joe and Owen said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and bursted into tears. Then all of a sudden “BANG” the shark exploded. Bobby joe flew out of the sharks mouth like a superhero. And they heard music “bum bum bum bummmm” then they heard “the adventures of BOBBY JOE.” Bobby joe said “OH CRAPE WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL” then they hoped into Bobby joe’s bugatti and drove to the school they walked into their classes Owen was in all the smart classes and bobby joe was in all the stupid classes. Bobby joe was sitting at his desk and the teacher was talking about a picture of a dog then for no reason bobby joe yelled “HI COUSINS” the teacher said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT” Bobby joe said “SHH”. The teacher got mad and ran up to Bobby joe and picked up the desk and smashed him with it. Then the teacher yelled “TEACHER POWERS” Bobby joe said “OW MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT”. The teacher said “BRUH” Then bobby joe texted Owen on his phone. Owen came in with a bunny suit on and started hoping. Bobby joe said “HOP HOP HOP LIKE A BUNNY DO IT HOP HOP HOP LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO HOP HOP HOP LIKE A BUNNY DO IT  HOP HOPPITY HOP”. Then Owen jumped up and said “BUNNY POWER.” and kicked the teacher in the face. The teacher said “JEEZ YOUR ONLY IN 3RD GRADE.” Then bobby joe’s mom walked as Owen stuck a carrot up the teaches nose and said “WAIT A MINUTE” Then the teacher said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and blasted Owen with her laser vision. Owen said “DANG GIRL” Then the teacher said “Oh I never knew you felt like that”. Owen threw up in his mouth a little. Owen said “No I’m just saying dang girl because you just showed that your a evil supervillain that had laser that shoot out of your eyes to the whole class.” The teacher started to laugh “HAAH HAAH” Then the teacher blasted Owen with her laser vision and he flew 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 feet. All you could her from Owen was “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”Then Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT” then Bobby joe grabbed a broom and flew away like a witch. Bobby joe said “OH I FORGOT SOMETHING” Then he went back into his class and then he put some hand sanitizer on and then flew away on the broom again. Then Owen came back down and landed on Bobby joe. Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ”

Owen said to bobby joe “cousin you should not be riding that a witch might spawn.” Bobby joe said “Really Owen that’s just a bunch of pooy” and bobby joe spit on the ground. Then Owen said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” then a witch spawned next to them picked them up and said “AHHH EEE”…

 

To be continued

By:MADIX,NATHAN

Bobby Joe part 13

       One day Bobby joe was sitting in his house and he was playing bo3. Owen rang the doorbell and Bobby joe answered said “Hey” Owen said “what are you doing” Bobby joe said “playing bo3” Owen said “what’s bo3” bobby joe said “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” and picked up Owen and threw him through the window. Owen came back and smashed mount everest on him. Then Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO THAT!!” Then Bobby joe and Owen went to the beach and started to go fishing for the shark that ate there friend Jeff. Owen and Bobby joe went fishing in a forbidden area and the police were coming to get them but then they stopped to get donuts. The cop said “bobby joe do I look fat?” Then bobby joe said “No” and his nose grew 999,999,999,990,000,000 feet. The cop said “MY BOIZ. Then Bobby joe and Owen were cornered so Bobby joe threw a flashbang and smoke went everywhere. Then Bobby joe and Owen ran and Bobby joe said “give me give me” and a Bugatti appeared and fell on Owen. Then Bobby joe said “LOOK AT THIS DUDE!” Then a turtle body slammed Bobby joe.They went back to the fishing place and the police where there because they got a complaint because the cop was TOO FAT!! So Bobby joe and Owen went back to the fishing spot and jumped over the policemen and said “ooh you can’t get up huh you too fat dog”. Bobby joe and Owen went fishing. Then Owen and Bobby joe wrapped up the policeman in a blanket and threw him into the water. Owen said “see ya in a lake” the policeman said “mumumumu mumumumu” because he was wrapped up in a blanket Owen said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT.” Then Bobby joe and Owen got into bobby joe’s Bugatti and drove to dunkin donuts. They drove back to the fishing spot and dipped a donut in the water and all they saw was a hand that popped up out of the water and was trying to get the donut. Owen pulled out a baseball bat and started beating the hand. He swung at it and the hand went flying. Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” then Owen got pulled into the lake and then red stuff was everywhere. Bobby joe started crying because Owen died then he saw bubbles and Owen popped out of the water. Bobby joe said “what happened” Owen said “I spilled my juice box” Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT.” Then they went to Owens house. They wanted to pull a prank on Owen’s neighbor. So they went to the candy store to get a cold hard snickers. Then they went to Owen’s neighbor’s house. Bobby joe hide behind a bush and Owen rang the doorbell. Owen ran and jumped into a bush, then neighbor answered and Bobby joe threw the cold hard snickers at the neighbors head and he got knocked out cold. They ran up to the guy and he had a hundred dollar bill in his pocket and they went to the candy store and bought 50 snickers and then they bought a plane and dropped the snickers on peoples heads. Owen yelled when ever they dropped on “Hiroshima” Then they crashed into a lake and then Owen said to Bobby joe “now I will really see ya in a lake”. Then Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” and then he went to an ice creeaaaam truck and got a root beer float and threw it toward Owen and said, “My job here is done.” Bobby joe and Owen got into a fight because Bobby joe threw the root beer float Owen. There was glass all over Owens face and Bobby joe said “You look like a window” Owen screamed “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” And ran towards Bobby joe and tackled him. Bobby joe got mad got mad at Owen and knocked him out cold. Owen was laying on the ground and Bobby joe wrapped him up in a blanket and sang him a song. Then he threw him in a lake. Bobby joe said “see ya in a lake” Owen crawled out of the blanket and Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ZOMBIE” and ran. Owen said “WHAT” and Owen said “UH see ya” Bobby joe turned around and said “bye” then Owen jumped in the lake and then titanic music started to play. Bobby joe ran too his house and then he walked inside and he saw Owen there with a leaf on his head and said “Let’s do this” then Owen ran after Bobby joe and tackled him and bite him in the head. Bobby joe got the the twin towers and smashed them on Owen. Owen said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT.” Bobby joe said “WHY” and then Owen screamed “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and he ran and jumped off a cliff.  Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ” and he ran off and did a 360 noscope with a heavy sniper and hit someone and the guy said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Bobby joe said “Well there I did it, I 360 noscoped someone like a big boy” Then the cop came and said” THEY CAN ONLY BE ONE BIG BOY!!!” Then Bobby joe said “YEAH DOG IM ONE BIG BOY WHAT YOU GOIN DO BOUT IT” Then the cop said “i’ll show you what i’ll do about it” the cop shot Bobby joe in the chest. Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’m slowly dying.” Then Owen said “I’ll revenge you” then Owen jumped on the cop and started eating his hair. The cop said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHH NOT MY HAIR”. The cop was lying on the ground and Owen ran over to Bobby joe and he was lying on the ground and Owen tried to pick him up and he couldn’t . Owen said “Your too fat bobby joe” and Bobby joe got up and started too beat up Owen. And Bobby joe picked up Owen and through him off Mount Everest. On the way down all you could hear from Owen was “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” The cop went to dunkin donuts and he ate 999,999,999,999 donuts and be saw one more he ate it and exploded. Bobby joe said “make that 1,000,000,000,000 donuts.” Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ” All of the donuts that the cop ate went flying because he blow up. Bobby joe and Owen went to the ice cream shop and then the cops ghost followed them and said “can you buy me one”. Then Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ YOUR DEAD I CAN’T GET YOU ONE” then the cop said “You’re under arrest the cop pulled out a floating gun and shot the ice cream guy. Then the cop went through the wall and at all the ice cream. Bobby joe said “ JEZZ THE DUDE IS LIKE SLIMER FROM GHOSTBUSTERS. Bobby joe said “did you save me a skoop?” The cop said “MY BOIZ WHY WOULD I EVEN DO DAT”. Bobby joe got mad and picked up Owen and threw him through a brick wall. Owen said “MY BOIZ WHAT WAS DAT FOR” Bobby joe just said “I DON’T KNOW I JUST GOT MAD I’M SORRY.” Owen said “ It’s ok cousin” Bobby joe said “I’M NOT YOUR COUSIN.” Owen said “WHAT” Bobby joe said “look your” Owen said “WHAT” Bobby joe said “look your adopted.” Owen said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and he jumped off a cliff. Bobby joe said “NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”. Owen said “just kidding”. Bobby joe said “WHAT”Then Bobby joe and Owen went to the spot again and fished for the shark that ate there friend jeff. Bobby joe dumped chum in the water. They waited and then the shark jumped out of the water and then the shark started to chase them and Owen’s eyes fell out and started running and Bobby joe’s body flipped and he was running on his hands. Then Bobby joe came up with a plan to get the shark he ran to the spot where his bugatti spawns. He said “Give Me Give me and then his bugatti fell from the sky and it landed on the shark and Owen said “YUMMY FISH DINNER”. The shark said “Please No don’t eat me I’ll give me your friend Jeff back” Then Owen said “OK give him back”. The shark said “Ok” then the shark went “BLUH” and then Jeff spawned in front of them. Then Jeff said “HI HOW ARE YA” Owen and Bobby joe said “HI”? Jeff said “Wonderful whether we are having” Bobby joe said “YEAH” Owen said “Jeff what’s wrong with you” Jeff said “I’m normal.” then jeff got a cup of water and drank it. Bobby joe and Owen let the shark go. But the shark chased them and Bobby joe’s body flipped over again and he started to run on his hands. Owen’s eyes fell out and they started to run too. When Bobby joe turned around he saw the shark eating Jeff again and Jeff said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Owen and Bobby joe kept running and then they ran bye a cop car and saw a gun then Bobby joe punched the window and it shattered. Bobby joe grabbed the gun and a cop walked up eating a donut and said “BOY YOU CAN’T HAVE DAT.” Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ SHH.” Then the cop said “YOU DUMB.” then Bobby joe said “sure I am” then bobby joe let the shark eat the cop and then started running again. Then bobby joe turned around and smacked the shark in the face with it. The shark said “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH” and the shark ran back and jumped in the water and swam down to his house sat on his couch and turned on his favorite tv show the shark that eats you. Bobby joe said “wow I’m glad that was over”. Then a giant tsunami came and it wiped out the shark’s house. The shark said “Come on man” Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Then Owen said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Then the shark said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Then the cop jumped out of the shark and said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Then Owen said “WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING”. Bobby joe said “BRUH your yelling” Owen said “MY BOIZ” and had a straight face. Bobby joe said “why is everyone so annoying” and he drove away in his bugatti. He was driving down the street when he heard a “BANG” then he looked up and he saw Owen on his windshield. Owen said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Bobby joe got out of his car and ran. Owen said “MY BOIZ.” then Bobby joe was running he closed his eyes then he heard a “BANG” he opened his eyes and Owen was stuck on Bobby joe’s face. Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Then Bobby joe picked up Owen and threw him off a mountain. Owen said “MY BOIZ I’LL GET YOU”. the next day Bobby joe was sitting in his house and then he heard a knock knock. Then he ran up to his window. He saw a clown. He ran, Then he heard another knock knock and he saw owen at the door with a bunny suit on. Bobby joe said “WHAT THE” Bobby joe let Owen in and they got scared from the clown. They ran over to there fishing spot to look for the shark that ate there friend jeff. Then the shark came out of the water and Bobby joe said “EAT ME!!”the shark said “OK” then the shark gobbled up bobby joe and Owen said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and bursted into tears. Then all of a sudden “BANG” the shark exploded. Bobby joe flew out of the sharks mouth like a superhero. And they heard music “bum bum bum bummmm” then they heard “the adventures of BOBBY JOE.” Bobby joe said “OH CRAPE WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL” then they hoped into Bobby joe’s bugatti and drove to the school they walked into their classes Owen was in all the smart classes and bobby joe was in all the stupid classes. Bobby joe was sitting at his desk and the teacher was talking about a picture of a dog then for no reason bobby joe yelled “HI COUSINS” the teacher said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT” Bobby joe said “SHH”. The teacher got mad and ran up to Bobby joe and picked up the desk and smashed him with it. Then the teacher yelled “TEACHER POWERS” Bobby joe said “OW MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT”. The teacher said “BRUH” Then bobby joe texted Owen on his phone. Owen came in with a bunny suit on and started hoping. Bobby joe said “HOP HOP HOP LIKE A BUNNY DO IT HOP HOP HOP LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO HOP HOP HOP LIKE A BUNNY DO IT  HOP HOPPITY HOP”. Then Owen jumped up and said “BUNNY POWER.” and kicked the teacher in the face. The teacher said “JEEZ YOUR ONLY IN 3RD GRADE.” Then bobby joe’s mom walked as Owen stuck a carrot up the teaches nose and said “WAIT A MINUTE” Then the teacher said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and blasted Owen with her laser vision. Owen said “DANG GIRL” Then the teacher said “Oh I never knew you felt like that”. Owen threw up in his mouth a little. Owen said “No I’m just saying dang girl because you just showed that your a evil supervillain that had laser that shoot out of your eyes to the whole class.” The teacher started to laugh “HAAH HAAH” Then the teacher blasted Owen with her laser vision and he flew 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 feet. All you could her from Owen was “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”Then Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT” then Bobby joe grabbed a broom and flew away like a witch. Bobby joe said “OH I FORGOT SOMETHING” Then he went back into his class and then he put some hand sanitizer on and then flew away on the broom again. Then Owen came back down and landed on Bobby joe. Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ”

Owen said to bobby joe “cousin you should not be riding that a witch might spawn.” Bobby joe said “Really Owen that’s just a bunch of pooy” and bobby joe spit on the ground. Then Owen said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” then a witch spawned next to them picked them up and said “AHHH EEE”…

 

To be continued

By:MADIX,NATHAN

Bobby joe 14

       One day Bobby joe was sitting in his house and he was playing bo3. Owen rang the doorbell and Bobby joe answered said “Hey” Owen said “what are you doing” Bobby joe said “playing bo3” Owen said “what’s bo3” bobby joe said “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” and picked up Owen and threw him through the window. Owen came back and smashed mount everest on him. Then Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO THAT!!” Then Bobby joe and Owen went to the beach and started to go fishing for the shark that ate there friend Jeff. Owen and Bobby joe went fishing in a forbidden area and the police were coming to get them but then they stopped to get donuts. The cop said “bobby joe do I look fat?” Then bobby joe said “No” and his nose grew 999,999,999,990,000,000 feet. The cop said “MY BOIZ I’M THICK”. Then Bobby joe and Owen were cornered so Bobby joe threw a flashbang and smoke went everywhere. Then Bobby joe and Owen ran and Bobby joe said “give me give me” and a Bugatti appeared and fell on Owen. Then Bobby joe said “LOOK AT THIS DUDE!” Then a turtle body slammed Bobby joe.They went back to the fishing place and the police  where there because they got a complaint because the cop was TOO FAT!! So Bobby joe and Owen went back to the fishing spot and jumped over the policemen and said “ooh you can’t get up huh you too fat dog”. Bobby joe and Owen went fishing. Then Owen and Bobby joe wrapped up the policeman in a blanket and threw him into the water. Owen said “see ya in a lake” the policeman said “mumumumu mumumumu” because he was wrapped up in a blanket Owen said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT.” Then Bobby joe and Owen got into bobby joe’s Bugatti and drove to dunkin donuts. They drove back to the fishing spot and dipped a donut in the water and all they saw was a hand that popped up out of the water and was trying to get the donut. Owen pulled out a baseball bat and started beating the hand. He swung at it and the hand went flying. Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” then Owen got pulled into the lake and then red stuff was everywhere. Bobby joe started crying because Owen died then he saw bubbles and Owen popped out of the water. Bobby joe said “what happened” Owen said “I spilled my juice box” Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT.” Then they went to Owens house. They wanted to pull a prank on Owen’s neighbor. So they went to the candy store to get a cold hard snickers. Then they went to Owen’s neighbor’s house. Bobby joe hide behind a bush and Owen rang the doorbell. Owen ran and jumped into a bush, then neighbor answered and Bobby joe threw the cold hard snickers at the neighbors head and he got knocked out cold. They ran up to the guy and he had a hundred dollar bill in his pocket and they went to the candy store and bought 50 snickers and then they bought a plane and dropped the snickers on peoples heads. Owen yelled when ever they dropped on “Hiroshima” Then they crashed into a lake and then Owen said to Bobby joe “now I will really see ya in a lake”. Then Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” and then he went to an ice creeaaaam truck and got a root beer float and threw it toward Owen and said, “My job here is done.” Bobby joe and Owen got into a fight because Bobby joe threw the root beer float Owen. There was glass all over Owens face and Bobby joe said “You look like a window” Owen screamed “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” And ran towards Bobby joe and tackled him. Bobby joe got mad got mad at Owen and knocked him out cold. Owen was laying on the ground and Bobby joe wrapped him up in a blanket and sang him a song. Then he threw him in a lake. Bobby joe said “see ya in a lake” Owen crawled out of the blanket and Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ZOMBIE” and ran. Owen said “WHAT” and Owen said “UH see ya” Bobby joe turned around and said “bye” then Owen jumped in the lake and then titanic music started to play. Bobby joe ran too his house and then he walked inside and he saw Owen there with a leaf on his head and said “Let’s do this” then Owen ran after Bobby joe and tackled him and bite him in the head. Bobby joe got the the twin towers and smashed them on Owen. Owen said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT.” Bobby joe said “WHY” and then Owen screamed “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and he ran and jumped off a cliff.  Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ” and he ran off and did a 360 noscope with a heavy sniper and hit someone and the guy said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Bobby joe said “Well there I did it, I 360 noscoped someone like a big boy” Then the cop came and said” THEY CAN ONLY BE ONE BIG BOY!!!” Then Bobby joe said “YEAH DOG IM ONE BIG BOY WHAT YOU GOIN DO BOUT IT” Then the cop said “i’ll show you what i’ll do about it” the cop shot Bobby joe in the chest. Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’m slowly dying.” Then Owen said “I’ll revenge you” then Owen jumped on the cop and started eating his hair. The cop said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHH NOT MY HAIR”. The cop was lying on the ground and Owen ran over to Bobby joe and he was lying on the ground and Owen tried to pick him up and he couldn’t . Owen said “Your too fat bobby joe” and Bobby joe got up and started too beat up Owen. And Bobby joe picked up Owen and through him off Mount Everest. On the way down all you could hear from Owen was “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” The cop went to dunkin donuts and he ate 999,999,999,999 donuts and be saw one more he ate it and exploded. Bobby joe said “make that 1,000,000,000,000 donuts.” Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ” All of the donuts that the cop ate went flying because he blow up. Bobby joe and Owen went to the ice cream shop and then the cops ghost followed them and said “can you buy me one”. Then Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ YOUR DEAD I CAN’T GET YOU ONE” then the cop said “You’re under arrest the cop pulled out a floating gun and shot the ice cream guy. Then the cop went through the wall and at all the ice cream. Bobby joe said “ JEZZ THE DUDE IS LIKE SLIMER FROM GHOSTBUSTERS. Bobby joe said “did you save me a skoop?” The cop said “MY BOIZ WHY WOULD I EVEN DO DAT”. Bobby joe got mad and picked up Owen and threw him through a brick wall. Owen said “MY BOIZ WHAT WAS DAT FOR” Bobby joe just said “I DON’T KNOW I JUST GOT MAD I’M SORRY.” Owen said “ It’s ok cousin” Bobby joe said “I’M NOT YOUR COUSIN.” Owen said “WHAT” Bobby joe said “look your” Owen said “WHAT” Bobby joe said “look your adopted.” Owen said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and he jumped off a cliff. Bobby joe said “NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”. Owen said “just kidding”. Bobby joe said “WHAT”Then Bobby joe and Owen went to the spot again and fished for the shark that ate there friend jeff. Bobby joe dumped chum in the water. They waited and then the shark jumped out of the water and then the shark started to chase them and Owen’s eyes fell out and started running and Bobby joe’s body flipped and he was running on his hands. Then Bobby joe came up with a plan to get the shark he ran to the spot where his bugatti spawns. He said “Give Me Give me and then his bugatti fell from the sky and it landed on the shark and Owen said “YUMMY FISH DINNER”. The shark said “Please No don’t eat me I’ll give me your friend Jeff back” Then Owen said “OK give him back”. The shark said “Ok” then the shark went “BLUH” and then Jeff spawned in front of them. Then Jeff said “HI HOW ARE YA” Owen and Bobby joe said “HI”? Jeff said “Wonderful whether we are having” Bobby joe said “YEAH” Owen said “Jeff what’s wrong with you” Jeff said “I’m normal.” then jeff got a cup of water and drank it. Bobby joe and Owen let the shark go. But the shark chased them and Bobby joe’s body flipped over again and he started to run on his hands. Owen’s eyes fell out and they started to run too. When Bobby joe turned around he saw the shark eating Jeff again and Jeff said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Owen and Bobby joe kept running and then they ran bye a cop car and saw a gun then Bobby joe punched the window and it shattered. Bobby joe grabbed the gun and a cop walked up eating a donut and said “BOY YOU CAN’T HAVE DAT.” Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ SHH.” Then the cop said “YOU DUMB.” then Bobby joe said “sure I am” then bobby joe let the shark eat the cop and then started running again. Then bobby joe turned around and smacked the shark in the face with it. The shark said “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH” and the shark ran back and jumped in the water and swam down to his house sat on his couch and turned on his favorite tv show the shark that eats you. Bobby joe said “wow I’m glad that was over”. Then a giant tsunami came and it wiped out the shark’s house. The shark said “Come on man” Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Then Owen said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Then the shark said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Then the cop jumped out of the shark and said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Then Owen said “WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING”. Bobby joe said “BRUH your yelling” Owen said “MY BOIZ” and had a straight face. Bobby joe said “why is everyone so annoying” and he drove away in his bugatti. He was driving down the street when he heard a “BANG” then he looked up and he saw Owen on his windshield. Owen said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Bobby joe got out of his car and ran. Owen said “MY BOIZ.” then Bobby joe was running he closed his eyes then he heard a “BANG” he opened his eyes and Owen was stuck on Bobby joe’s face. Bobby joe said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Then Bobby joe picked up Owen and threw him off a mountain. Owen said “MY BOIZ I’LL GET YOU”. the next day Bobby joe was sitting in his house and then he heard a knock knock. Then he ran up to his window. He saw a clown. He ran, Then he heard another knock knock and he saw owen at the door with a bunny suit on. Bobby joe said “WHAT THE” Bobby joe let Owen in and they got scared from the clown. They ran over to there fishing spot to look for the shark that ate there friend jeff. Then the shark came out of the water and Bobby joe said “EAT ME!!”the shark said “OK” then the shark gobbled up bobby joe and Owen said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and bursted into tears. Then all of a sudden “BANG” the shark exploded. Bobby joe flew out of the sharks mouth like a superhero. And they heard music “bum bum bum bummmm” then they heard “the adventures of BOBBY JOE.” Bobby joe said “OH CRAPE WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL” then they hoped into Bobby joe’s bugatti and drove to the school they walked into their classes Owen was in all the smart classes and bobby joe was in all the stupid classes. Bobby joe was sitting at his desk and the teacher was talking about a picture of a dog then for no reason bobby joe yelled “HI COUSINS” the teacher said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT” Bobby joe said “SHH”. The teacher got mad and ran up to Bobby joe and picked up the desk and smashed him with it. Then the teacher yelled “TEACHER POWERS” Bobby joe said “OW MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT”. The teacher said “BRUH” Then bobby joe texted Owen on his phone. Owen came in with a bunny suit on and started hoping. Bobby joe said “HOP HOP HOP LIKE A BUNNY DO IT HOP HOP HOP LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO HOP HOP HOP LIKE A BUNNY DO IT  HOP HOPPITY HOP”. Then Owen jumped up and said “BUNNY POWER.” and kicked the teacher in the face. The teacher said “JEEZ YOUR ONLY IN 3RD GRADE.” Then bobby joe’s mom walked as Owen stuck a carrot up the teaches nose and said “WAIT A MINUTE” Then the teacher said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and blasted Owen with her laser vision. Owen said “DANG GIRL” Then the teacher said “Oh I never knew you felt like that”. Owen threw up in his mouth a little. Owen said “No I’m just saying dang girl because you just showed that your a evil supervillain that had laser that shoot out of your eyes to the whole class.” The teacher started to laugh “HAAH HAAH” Then the teacher blasted Owen with her laser vision and he flew 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 feet. All you could her from Owen was “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”Then Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ DON’T DO DAT” then Bobby joe grabbed a broom and flew away like a witch. Bobby joe said “OH I FORGOT SOMETHING” Then he went back into his class and then he put some hand sanitizer on and then flew away on the broom again. Then Owen came back down and landed on Bobby joe. Bobby joe said “MY BOIZ”

Owen said to bobby joe “cousin you should not be riding that a witch might spawn.” Bobby joe said “Really Owen that’s just a bunch of pooy” and bobby joe spit on the ground. Then Owen said “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” then a witch spawned next to them picked them up and said “AHHH EEE”…

 

To be continued

By:MADIX,NATHAN

Clean water and sanitation. What does it mean? Why is it important?

Clean water and sanitation means to clean water and make it safe for drinking. Clean water and sanitation in important because without clean water to drink people can die from dehydration or a disease in the contaminated water. Thousands of people die each day from being forced to drink contaminated water. Clean water is really important because your body is made up of 75% of water. Also not only you can die from drinking water that has a disease it could posable spread.

Bobby Joe part 7

One night Owen was dreaming that he could fly and touch the sky. Then next day Owen said “I’m going to fly like a birdy… OH LOOK A BIRDY.” Bobby Joe said “that’s impossible” then Owen knocked  Bobby Joe out cold then Bobby Joe  said “BRUH DON’T DO DAT.” Then an eagle ate the bird and the policeman ate the eagle and the shark ate the policeman and said “YUMMY fish dinner.” Then a mino ate the shark. Then the next day they went to school the teacher Mr. Arena resaled an alligator first Mr. Arena was riding the alligator like a donkey and said “ HEE HAW HEE HAW!!!!!” Then Owen and Bobby Joe said “that was ridonkulous and that was legitness.” Then a rhino poked Owen and he said “MY BOIZ THAT HURT COUSIN.” Then Owen grabbed Bobby Joe Then  Owen and Bobby Joe when to a museum and they when to the bathroom and  got locked in. Then they when to a temple and mummies were surrounding it and they were chasing them down the street and Bobby Joe said “see you in a lake” and they went into the woods and then two mummy’s came and they knocked them out cold and dragged them in lake and Bobby Joe said “OH FRESHWATER!!!!!” and drank the whole lake and Bobby Joe said Owen “did I get fatter” Owen said “no not at all.” Then Bobby Joe got stuck in the doorway. Then Owen said “IT’S WEDNESDAY MY DERRYS HEE HEE HEE HEE.” Then a beaver slapped Owen from the great wall of china to Yellowstone National   Park in North America Owen got up and said “that was unfortunate MY COUSIN” then the beaver said “what was that MY BOIZ.” Then Owen said “it was me you stupid beaver” and the beaver said “I’m not stupid I just like turtles.” Then Bobby joe and Owen were walking home in the jungle and a coconut dropped and knocked Bobby joe out cold. Then the coconuts took Bobby Joe to the dungeon and said “red bull gives you wings.” Then Bobby Joe said  drank a redbull and got wings and he flew in the air and a dragon burned him with his fire breath.

 

 

To be continued :By Madix, Dimitri and Nathan  

Bobby Joe part six

BE PREPARED TO LAUGH YOUR PANTS OFF!!!!!!!

Bobby joe part six

One day Bobby joe was at the beach and he was fishing for the shark that killed their friend Jeff Owen said “bring it on shark” then the shark said “BRUH DON’T DO DAT” then he jumped out of the water and grabbed Owen and took him in the water the there was blood everywhere in the water and Owen came to the surface and Bobby joe said “what was that blood from in the water” then Owen said “I spilled my juice box it was fruit punch. Then the police came and said “I dropped my donut” then the policeman started crying and Bobby joe said “if you like donuts so much why don’t you work at dunkin donuts and eat all the donuts and get fatter.” then the policeman said “I’m pinokeyo and his nose grew 999,999,999,999,999 feet. Then his nose smashed through jupiter’s cousin neptune. Then jupiter bit off the policeman’s nose. The policeman said to pinokeyo “your under a rest!” so he arrested his self. Then Bobby Joe and Owen said “he’s dumber than a sack of potatoes. Bobby Joe said “bye captain underpants.”. Then the policeman said “get in the car to himself” and he said to Bobby joe “can you drive me to the prison they will understand.”. Then he said to Bobby Joe “oh at least I’m not godzilla’s poop.” Then Bobby Joe said “you should live under a bridge.” Then Owen drank a full bottle of hot sauce and Bobby joe said “you nasty”. Then Owen said “Square up”and Bobby joe knocked Owen out cold then Owen’s pet turtle jumped on Bobby joe and started gnawing on his head. Then Bobby joe yelled “MY BOIZ THAT HURTS” then Bobby joe picked up the turtle and jumped off Mount Everest and body slammed the turtle onto a car and the turtle said “YOU HURT ME COUSIN” right in Bobby joe’s face. Then the policeman got out of prison and went to dunkin donuts and got fatter by eating chocolate donuts. Then the policeman said “why am I so fat” Bobby joe said “because you ate 100,000,000 chocolate donuts.” The policeman said “I need one more chocolate donut” then Bobby joe gave him the donut and then the policeman exploded. Then his dog said “bye cousin.” Then the shark jumped out of the water with his mouth opened then the donut jumped in the shark’s mouth then Owen said “didn’t your Mom tell you not to play in a shark’s mouth” then the donut said “what’s a Mommy I don’t have one” then the donut said “this is where my journey ends.” Then the shark swallowed the donut and a whale ate the shark then the dinosaur ate the whale then Bobby joe ate the dinosaur then the policeman ate Bobby Joe. Then the policeman said “I ate jupiter I think I’m going explode then he exploded then Bobby joe flew and hit mount Everest then Owen laughed so hard he fell into the water then Bobby joe said “oh fresh water” then he drank some then he picked up his friend greg and threw him across the earth then he caught him and threw him all the way to pluto than pluto caught him and pluto threw him back to earth and he landed in a fire pit and he said “my butts on fire my butts on fire my butts on fire” then he jumped into the lake and Bobby joe said “oh more fresh water” then he drank some. Then he drank the whole lake and he burped and flew around the galaxy 30,000,000 times then Owen said “bye cousin see you in 300 years or heaven what ever one comes first.” Then Bobby Joe came back 300 seconds later Owen said “it’s been 300 years ok I’m going to heaven” then a bird pooped on his face and fell on the turtle and he burned from the ugly smell. Then another turtle came out of the lake and jumped on Owen then Bobby joe tackled the turtle off of Owen then Bobby joe knocked it out cold and it popped like a balloon. Then Owen turned into giraffe and Bobby Joe turned a turtle. Then they both turned back and said see y’all in a lake. Then the person said “I’m too ugly to die.” “Then Owen said but you’re not too ugly to get fatter by eating chocolate donuts.” Then the person said “that’s true now stop yelling at me you’re not my Daddy”
To be continued…
By Madix and Nathan

Bobby Joe part 5

One day Bobby joe was at the beach with his cousin Owen and they were in the water they were hanging out with the other friend Jeff. Then 2 seconds later the lifeguard yelled “Shark everyone out of the water then Jeff disappeared then Owen and Bobby joe swam as fast as they could to land luckily they made it they sat down on the beach then a shark with legs got out of the water and started chasing them down the street, Owen was crying his eyes out no like they actually fell out. Then the shark said “I have you right where I want you” then he started I’m a birdy and he flew away then Bobby joe said “bye cousin” Then Owen said “Shark get us a boat then one appeared.” Then they went on the boat then the boat flipped and Bobby Joe fell off and the shark said “yummy fish dinner.” then Owen said “have your fish dinner” and also said “Bye cousin see you in heaven” Then Owen said cousin didn’t your mom tell you not to play in a shark’s mouth.” Bobby joe said “Maybe yes no NO!” then he dove out of the shark’s mouth. He swam to the boat as fast as he could then he jump up out of the water and his cousin Owen grabbed his hand and pulled Bobby joe up on the boat and the shark jump up and bit Owen’s hand off Owen screamed “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” then Bobby joe drove Owen to the hospital in Bobby joe’s bugatti. Then Owen got rushed to the emergency room and got a plastic hand put on. Then when he was driving home he crashed. Then he bought a ferrari and then drove it to the hospital and took Owen home and then Bobby joe went home. The next day Bobby joe was driving to Owen’s house and Owen was outside playing in the street with rocks and then Bobby joe accidently ran Owen over in his car. Then Bobby joe started to think I wonder if the shark had anything to do with this. Then when Owen was healed they went to the beach again the shark came out of the water on his feet Owen screamed AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then Bobby Joe started to beat the shark then the shark screamed AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then Bobby joe and Owen started running and then Bobby joe said “not today to the shark and jumped on top of him and ran in the water Owen looked in the water all he sall was blood and he screamed “my cousin” then Bobby joe went up to heaven but he didn’t make it and he fell off the cloud and splash right into the water then he go up and yelled “WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!!” then went to the snack stand and Owen and Bobby joe bought the whole snack bar and with all the snacks in it. Then they went to the dock with their fishing poles and tried to catch the shark that killed their friend Jeff

To be continued By :Madix and Nathan